Fred – Works Out Hardcore
Oh, your breath smells like you just ate a dead animal carcus.
Hey, it’s Fred and today I’m feelin very, very, very energetic, so I’m gonna work out hardcore. So I was asking my mom about my dad a few days ago and she said that he was very muscular so I’m gonna now I’m gonna work out so intensely so I will be muscular too. My plan is to work out once every three month, or once every six months, whatever works with my schedule and then after a while my muscles will build up. I really, really, really, really, really, really, super excited about working out cause than I will be super super super strong, just like my mom. I mean no offense to my mom or anything but she is very muscular and she is also pretty fat – they kinda cancel one another so it really doesn’t count. But she is my mother so, I don’t even care if she has curves of steel or curves of fat.
Okay, lets start working out hardcore – oh ya, da da da, da ra ra da da ra ra ra – Oh ya ya that’s right my mom specifically made these just for me ( wrist bands ) so down right gangsta. Okay to start off my hardcore workout I’m gonna left up some of my moms weights. Here it goes! Ek Ek Ek Ek ek Oh! You just imagine what it would of been like if that weight had fell right on my neck. I would of died for sure! Okay, now its time to work out my lower body on my mom’s bicycle. Okay, ready, set, go! Imagine you are running away from Kevin. Oh, my gosh I’m so tired! It’s just a good thing that I have this sweat band to soak up all om my sweat or I’d be drenched by now – drenched! You know what, I’d like to see Kevin work out – I’d like to see him lift up weights and ride bikes hardcore and I would also like to see Kevin sweat blood! Oh, Okay now it’s time to run and work out my leg muscles hardcore. Ready, set, go! Oh, jes!
Background Voice Laughs
Oh, that hits the spot! I don’t think I’ve work this hard in my life. This is down right sick, its down right torture, all you people who exercise daily you guys are messed up, something is wrong with your brain. You are down right disgusting. You know what, I feel like part of my soul was ripped out while I was working out – it just took away part of me. I seriously think I might be dehydrated. Ah, that just made it better. Oh, my gosh, that water just gave me so much strength. AHHHHH, [SCREAMS] Ah, it landed on my foot. I think my frigin foot is broken! Ou Ou Ouch it hurts [SCREAMS] like I said before you people who work out are so so so messed up in your head. Okay, so maybe my dad can take this torture but I can’t! Okay, whatever, when I’m older maybe I can just take steroids just like my mom did when she was in the woman’s body building association. I tried to be strong like my dad but it didn’t work out so well – okay, I think I have to go cause my mom just made some delicious buttered mushrooms, I’m gonna go and eat them all up, now. Peace out home dawg! Oh my god these butter mushrooms are so so delicious.
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