Fred – Goes To The Doctor – Words, Quotes, Full Text
Hey it’s Fred! And I’m kinda nervous because I have to get a physical at the doctors today! I guess every kid has to get a physical, I have never gotten one because my Mom hasn’t brought me to the doctor before. I’ve never went to the doctor when I was born. It’s kinda pathetic but my Mom and all of her friends wanted to have a big celebration when I was born. So my Mom just had me at the bar. Ha Ha. It might be kinda embarrassing that I was born at the bar but please do not judge me because I’m just like the other kids regardless of where I was born, okay! So ya, about the physical, I’m just kinda scared, no offense to people who like going to physicals but I’m personally scared of doctors. Just whatever, I’ve already gone to the dentist, so I’m pretty sure the doctors can’t be that much worse. I’m just scared that something will go wrong.
Fred, we have to go to the doctor’s come on.
Okay, Mom, I’ll be there in just a sec. See yah, guys, I’ll talk to you after I go to the doctors.
[Fred’s Voice In The Background]
I’m at the doctor’s getting a physical.
[Fred – Screaming]
Mom, I’ll never go to the doctor again! It was horrible, it was horrible.
First of all, right when I got there, he pricked my finger and I’m not gonna take off the bandage cause the cut is way to gruesome to look at. I’m just gonna take one peak. Ahhhhhhhhh![Fred Screams]
Let me tell you the cut was not the worst part, there were worst things. Okay this is very embarrassing to talk about, but the doctor made me pee inside a cup! He gave me a little cup and said: “Go to the bathroom and urinate”.
[Fred’s Deeper Voice In Background]
Urinate and urinate!
I don’t know why he hakin wanted that, but it is sick! It is sick to me, he is a sick man. I mean, I still urinated inside the cup, I was just wondering why he wanted it, you know! That doctor must of didnt’ no what he was doing cause he did a bunch of useless stuff, like hitting my knee and watching my leg pop up, and checking my spine – I’m like, what are you doing? Ya, I personally don’t want to offend the doctor in any way but, to me what he was doing seemed useless. Another thing the doctor made me do was [pause] Just Never Mind. All, I’m gonna say is that he made me cough to one side and cough to the other and it was just down right wrong. And my Mom was just sitting and watching the whole entire thing. She let him cut my finger and she let him do all this weird stuff.
Fred, it was normal what he was doing, stop complaining!
[Fred – Cries]
Just shut up Mom, it’s not right!
Fred, what did you say? Tell me what you said again, young man.
[Fred – Yelling]
I didn’t mean it Mom, I’m sorry!
Okay, I’m not gonna try to offend my Mom by complaining but the worst part of it all was that they gave me a chicken pox shot and it hurts really bad!!!!! It hurt so bad I was crying so hard.
I mean, I’m not trying to be paranoid but I could of swore they were going to inject poison in me – I could of sworn. I knew, I knew that the doctor was plotting against me, every move he did was to make me mad, he was gonna put poison in me, he was gonna put poison. But I guess, he didn’t because I would of been really sick or something by now. Okay, now that I think back on it was it that bad, you know, was it that bad? Maybe, I was exaggerating, but its not my fault, maybe I have issues, I have problems, I don’t see it as a normal kid, you know, I’m paranoid. So if you are gonna get a physical in the near future, just remember it’s not so bad. It might hurt just a little just prick in your finger, but in the end its just for your own good. Trust me!
I thought the doctor’s was kinda scary at first but then I realized that it wasn’t so bad.
Oh, that last note hurt my throat! Okay, it’s eight pm, it’s getting close to my bed time, so I think I’m gonna go! Peace Out Home Dawg! See you later.
[Fred’ Background Voice – Deeper]
And urinate. Urinate.
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