Fred – Goes To The Dentist
Hey It’s Fred and I’m gonna brush my teeth cause I have a dentist appointment today. ( screams – AHhhhhh ). Brushing my teeth tickles so I’m pretty excited about it cause a kid at school one time got a pencil with teeth all over it from the dentist. I wanna get one of those. That would be cool if they gave me underwear with teeth on it – that would be so super duper. My mom got really mad at me yesterday cause I was bored so I ate all the dirt out of the vacuum cleaner, she said I was bad for me to eat the dirt but it was just look so cool – I really want to eat it! Im not gonna do it anymore cause my mom said if I do it more bad stuff she is going to put me up for adoption. ( flipping the pages of the Holly Bible ) Background Voice of Fred’s Father: Fred come on we have to leave for the dentist. Come On!
Fred: Okay, Mother.
Okay I have to go to the dentist so I’ll talk to you later, bye.
Tick Tock Tick Tock
( Fred Crying )
My face is numb, I cant even feel my cheeks. I went there and they looked at my teeth and before I knew it – they were operating on me. They did a full blown operation on me while I was awake. I thought are good president George Bush would of made laws that kids couldn’t go in operations without being put to sleep. ( cries ) And they said that I have a cavity. ( cries ) I have no clue why I have a cavity – I started brushing my teeth last week and I still have a cavity and the nurse lady thought she was all cool and yelled at my mom for not brushing my teeth. My mom is a great mother she had me hasn’t forced me to brush my teeth cause she wants me to have responsibility. Seriously, that nurse thinks she can judge me cause I don’t brush my teeth. People in this world I’m not meant to be judged – treat one another how you want to be treated – Okay!
( SCREAM )
( cries )
I don’t know what that dentist man did to me but he really hurt me! Who did he think he was in the authority to cut open my mouth – I’m furious!
( holding a bird )
You are a lucky women that you don’t have to ever ever go to the dentist.
Don’t bite it! ( screams )
She bit my mouth where it was bleeding. What a mean bird – oh my god. Guess what Judy saw me at the dentist. She saw the nurse yell at me for not brushing my teeth and she was laughing!!!
When she went to the dentist she didn’t have any cavities.
She pointed her finger at me and was laughing. She was doing this – H–A H—A H—-A
You don’t know how embarrassing it is when the one you love sees you in a time of pain. ( sobs ) I love Judy – But she’s such a brat – I hate her – but I love her at the same time – it’s so confusing!
How is that at the dentist was so her was too me – eeeeeee.
If he was a nice man kids would wanna go to him – ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
( singing ) eeeeeeeeeeee
That was the first time ever that I hit that note!
I’m so proud of myself I don’t really care that my face is numb anymore – I’m a good singer – Bye
Even if the dentist is mean doesn’t mean that I—– I can’t sing….
And I can hit all the high notessss…….( e )
Fred goes to the dentist for the very first time – Fred – Goes To The Dentist