Fred – Gets A Letter From His Dad
What is it Fred, I’m trying to sleep.
Oh, ah, the reason why I came in here, is because I think I have a cold sore.
You better not have a cold sore Fred, cause that is a form of herpes.
Herpes, WHAT! I better not have herpes. God!
Calm down Fred, its probably a regular cold sore. Anyways anyone who has a little fun in their life is gonna have herpes by the age of thirty.
Okay! Mom! I’m sorry, I just over reacted. Thank god, I don’t have herpes, that would be horrible. And besides how can I even have them, don’t you have to kiss someone or something. Obviously, I haven’t done that yet, cause I’m saving it for Judy. Going through the mail, throw out the power bills, throw out the water bills. My Dad Sent Me A Letter, Oh, My God, My Dad’s In Prison And I Never Seen Him In My Life, I’ve Never, I Swear. And Now He Did!! Oh, geez this is so exciting, I’ve never talked to my dad before so, this is a big milestone in our relationship and I’m sure he’ll come over the house, once he gets out of prison and we will go bowling and football and him and my mom will get back together and we will be one big happy Figglehorn Family. Oh, I can’t wait, lets see what he has to say. Dear, Fred. Hi, son! This is your dad, Fred! I’m sorry for not talking to you your whole life, but I’m going to make a change and start sending letters to you. I love you. Dad. Oh, my god. This is so cool he said he loved me. My mom never says she loves me, so at least I have one parent who does. I’m just going to read this letter over and over. I can not believe my dad wrote me. Wait did I miss something. P.S. Ha Ha, this is Kevin stupid, I can’t believe you fell for that, Figglehorn. Wow! KEVIN! (Fred Screams). Stupid Kevin, I’m going to rip up the letter and I’m going to hurt him so bad that everyone is going to come and no one will be able to save him. Stupid fat Kevin is not going to get away with it this time. He is not, going to live on with his life and live on like a fat person. NO! I’m gonna get back at him real good! I am gonna get some revenge Fred style, he ain’t gonna know what hit him in a fat stomach bounce. I’m gonna go against everything my counselor told me about, keeping my temper in level, I’m just gonna let my temper flare and I’m gonna get sweet revenge. I just came up with the best idea, my mom has all these wigs inside her room for her job or something. I really don’t know why she needs them for her job, whatever, I’m gonna use some to get back at Kevin. So what I’m gonna do is put on a wig and put on a fake mustache that I got for Christmas and I’m gonna walk up to Kevin and act like I’m actually my dad and scare the heck out of him. By the end of this Kevin will be rolling on the floor, crying for his mommy. (Fred rolling) Mom its Kevin. I need your help cause I’m fat. He is such a mommas boy, no offense to you guys out there who love your love so much, because she is nice to you and tells you she loves you and doesn’t go to the bar all of the time. Huh! Hey guys it’s Fred, you probably don’t recognize me, but I am going to go get Kevin. Right now. Okay, he is right over there. I’m going to sneak up on him. Is that you Kevin?
Okay, well, I’m Fred’s dad, and I just got out prison for doing a bunch of illegal stuff, so you better be scared boy, you better watch your back, cause I am tough and I’m gonna rip you to shreds. If you ever even lay your eyes upon my son again, okay! You stay away from him, if you don’t you know what’s gonna happen, I’m gonna get me and my friends from prison and we gonna come to your house when your mom is at work and we gonna tell you what your place is in this world, so while your at it, also, lose the weight or my friends are still gonna bet you up, okay!
I’m gonna get you Fred,
[Fred – Runs Away Screaming]
Stay away fatty, stay away. Kevin is such a jerk and I hope that some day he knows that my dad is actually gonna get out of prison and he is gonna go on Kevin like Donkey Kong, I mean, like whatever, I know my dad will write me someday, it just might not be soon. I guess I will talk to you guys latter. Kevin tried to trick me and I tried to get revenge and it didn’t work.
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