Foamy The Squirrel – Gay Marriage – Jonathan Ian Mathers

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Foamy The Squirrel – Gay Marriage – Jonathan Ian Mathers

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[Foamy The Squirrel By Jonathan Ian Mathers] Source: LYBIO.net
What the hell is wrong with everybody? Are people still really so upset about gay marriage in the United States? Seriously?!

As the years have gone by and certain states have legalized gay marriage the rest of the country is trembling fear with the implications it will have on the sanctity of marriage.

Sanctity of marriage? Really? Have you looked at the statistics on marriage? I mean, really look at them?

Half of the ‘straight’ people who get married get divorced. Half the straight couples who live together aren’t even married. Those that are, are always bickering and bitching about their significant other. They use their kids as pawns in bitter divorces and even the family dog has to deal with the brunt of dysfunctional American Marriage. No one likes their in-laws and children are a pain in the ass. Its pretty much established that straight folks don’t care much for marriage. And that’s why gay folks should get married. If anyone is going to appreciate the concept of institution of these unions it will be them, they fought for the right to be married. They have taken a media backlash for it, they’ve been beaten, spat upon, ridiculed but still they persevere and want to marry their significant other. They are not standing in front of the alter with a shot gun to their head. They are fighting through crowds of angry protestors and backward thinking religious fanatics in order to marry someone they love. That’s how important it is to them.

But Foamy: The bible says: “That Marriage Is Between A Man And Woman.”

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Seriously, I’m the last person you should throw that Bible Crap at! 1) The bible has been manipulated by man since its inception, even if you consider it the word of ‘God’. Man has way too much of an influence on it, tweaking it for their own political and religious gain.

2) Religion is a personal choice. NO LAW! Your religious views may not be the say as another. GET OVER IT! You don’t have the right to impose your views on other people! That’s kind of why, America was founded. RELIGIOUS FREEDOM! Remember that!!! Source: LYBIO.net

3) Free will. If God gave us all free will to do what we want than what’s the fuckin’ problem? These folks wanna get married of their own free will. Now, now, your just contradicting god by just trying to stop people from doing what they want. And your gonna burn in hell for that.

4) If you think it’s god will that marriage is only between a man and a woman? Than why not make god sort them out during the rapture. You know. Where’s that religious faith I hear so much about? If you truly do have faith in god, you should know that he, she, or it, or his, her or it, all knowing wisdom, will do what needs to be done. So don’t worry yourself about it. It’s not your problem. Personally, I wouldn’t be so bold and egotistical as to claim I know what God’s will is. What is God changed his mind? Huh! You don’t know. He didn’t sent you a memo. Deal with it. The only thing I can say about the bible is that the Ten Commandments is a pretty good list of do’s and dont’s, people should take into consideration.

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So with all this being said. As gay marriages comes to your cities and states – don’t sweat it! It’s not a big deal. Let them get married and figure out it’s a hollow institution like the rest of us have. And seriously, guys, how many of you right now, hope a hope lesbian couple move in right next door?

See, think about it. There’s an upside. Don’t deny the hot lesbian couple next door. Don’t deny the hot lesbians.

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HOT LESBIANS LIVE NEXT DOOR WHERE’S MY BINOCULARS NOW?

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