Ferd Fteenthousand

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Ferd Fteenthousand

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[Ferd Fteenthousand]

A MARK LITTLE CARTOON

OK. CHANCES ARE IF YOU OWN A PICKUP TRUCK, YOU’RE NOT USING IT TO DRIVE TO THE GROCER’S MART TO PICKUP GRANNY SNACKS FOR THE SENIOR’S HOME. YOU WORK FOR A LIVING. AND YOU NEED A TRUCK THAT WANTS TO DO AN HONEST DAY’S WORK. TA-DAAAAAA, THE FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND, THE ONLY TRUCK ON THE MARKET WITH CHEST-HAIR UPHOLSTERY AND A BEARD IN THE GLOVE BOX JUST IN CASE YOU LOOSE YOURS.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A TRUCK BUILT TO CARRY UPTO 18 OTHER TRUCKS? YOU PROBABLY SAY, GUHHHHHHH, CAUSE THAT’S WHAT AN ORGASM SOUNDS LIKE. WANNA MOVE A BOX OF KNICK-KNACKS TO YOUR COLLEGE HOUSE? PUT IT IN A SEDAN. THEN PUT THAT SEDAN IN THE BACK OF YOUR FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND AND TOW IT TO A CLIFF, SET IT ON FIRE AND GIVE IT A PUSH, ONE LESS KNICK-KNACK. GUESS WHAT? YOU JUST GREW A THIRD BALL.

SO YOU’RE DRIVING ONTO THE BEACH TO ENJOY A DAY IN THE SUN WITH YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR KIDS SEE A BEACHED WHALE. WHO’S DRIVING THAT WHALE BACK INTO THE OCEAN? NOT THOSE OTHER TRUCKS, THEY COULDN’T TOW A SALMON UPSTREAM, BUT THE FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND CANNOT ONLY TOW THAT WHALE BACK TO SEA, YOU CAN FILL IT WITH WATER AND GIVE THAT WHALE A NEW HOME. GUESS WHAT? YOUR TRUCK’S A WHALE HOME NOW. PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? WRONG, REALLY COOL. YOU JUST GREW A FOURTH BALL. [Testicle] Source: L Y B I O . N E T

YOU WANNA DROP A BALE OF HAY INTO THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK? SNORE. BORING. WHY NOT DROP SOMETHING BIGGER LIKE A BALE OF HORSES. DON’T THINK THE FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND CAN HANDLE IT? THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IDIOT. OH AND GUESS WHO’S EATING HORSES TONIGHT? THAT’S RIGHT, THE WHALE. THE FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND ISN’T EVEN TECHNICALLY A TRUCK. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT CLASSIFIED IT AS EIGHT TANKS. YEAH WHATEVER “WORDS”.

WE’VE ALL HEARD THE EXPRESSION THAT “THAT TRUCK IS AS BIG AS A HOUSE”. WELL, GET READY FOR A NEW EXPRESSION “THAT TRUCK HAS A WHALE IN IT AND THAT WHALE JUST ATE A HORSE AND THAT HORSE WAS AS BIG AS A HOUSE”.

DON’T BE A NIMBY. GET YOURS AT YOUR LOCAL FERD DEALERSHIP TODAY. THE SALE STARTS IN TRUCKTOBER AND EXTENDS TO TRUCKVEMBER. YOU WON’T SEE ANOTHER SALE THIS GOOD UNTIL AT LEAST NEXT TRUCKUARY OR TRARCH.

THE FRED F-TEENTHOUSAND, GET IT, THEN GET YOURSELF A LICENSE PLATE THAT SAYS 8-BALL BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE EIGHT BALLS.

Ferd Fteenthousand

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