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Ariel Tweto: ( inaudible ) Yah! Who-hooo!

Woman Holding The Mic: I’m down here with Ariel Tweto. Ariel, where are you from?

Ariel Tweto: I’m from a little village in Alaska called Unique, I’ve never had a boyfriend, and I’ve never been kissed, because in the village we are pretty much all related. Ya.

Woman Holding The Mic: Ya, that’s totally understandable!

Ariel Tweto: I didn’t feel like dating my cousins. I don’t know, it just wasn’t right for me. Isn’t that sad, I’m twenty and I haven’t been kissed. So guys out there, if you are watching, I’m free, single, living the good life.

Woman Holding The Mic: Call her.

[ Background Announcer One: John]

Ariel on the course and look at her slide into one of those top twelve spots. And remember guys, she is also looking for a date. Anybody want to met Ariel, over donuts? Provided that you are not one of her cousins. Ariel quickly out of the mud on her way to the sucker-punch.

[ Background Announcer Two]

You know John, Ariel competes in the Alaskan Youth Olympics.

[ Background Announcer One: John]

We’ll see if that Alaskan Olympics carries her through to the other side.

[ Background Announcer Two]

Not at all. Let’s get her over to the big balls. So you said Ariel is an Alakan Youth Olympian.

[ Background Announcer One: John]

Yes! oh Yes.

[ Background Announcer Two]

Her event was the seal hunt.

[ Background Announcer One: John]

Well, didn’t help her on the sucker – punch. Did it!

[ Background Announcer Two]

Whoa, I think that was it, I think we just witnessed a Seal Hunt.

Woman Holding The Mic: Whoa!

[ Background Announcer Two] Whoa That was right!

[ Background Announcer Two]

She is focused.
Again, Seal hunt frogger, technique, whatever you call it, its working.
She is looking ahead. Look another hop.
Unbelievable, she is Seal hopping like a pro.
Only one step left and she did it, the only person to successfully cross the big – balls. And she is showing no signs of slowing down.

Ariel Tweto: Where’s the pole?

[ Background Announcer Two]

While Ariel, looks for that pole. Let’s take a break.

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