Evil Lambchop Tried To Kill Me – ShaneDawsonTV

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[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Your probably wondering why I’m smiling at you like a pedophile? Its cause today’s topic is “Positivity”. That was really creepy, anyways, back to positivity. I hate when people are too positive, especially when they try to give you bad news.

[Shane Dawson As A Physician / Doctor]
Hey, there, Shane.

[Shane Dawson As A Patient]
Doctor, did you get my test results back?

[Shane Dawson As A Physician / Doctor]
Shane, instead of me having to tell you the results, I thought it might be more fun if my friend Lambchop did it for me.

[Lambchop]
Hi, Shane. I said, “Hi, Shane”!

[Shane Dawson As A Patient]
Hi, Lambchop.

[Lambchop]
This is a disease that doesn’t end, we found two lumps in your brain, its is in-operable, we don’t know what to do, your internally bleeding, and you will be dead by noon. This is a song.

[Shane Dawson As A Physician / Doctor]
Okay, well ah. LambChop has to go tell a man that his wife and baby didn’t survive child birth. Come on, LambChop.

[Lambchop]
Yeahhhh.

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Ya, positivity really annoys me, almost as much as those shitty dating shows on MTV, you know, the ones with really bad jokes and really corny puns, and its obviously scripted and the actors are from Craig’s List and being paid $25 bucks and a hot-dog. You don’t know what I’m talking about, check it out!

[Shane Dawson As A B-Boy - Robert]
Yo, what’s up! MTV! My name is Robert. Ya! Heard!!! I study science at Glendale Community College but I still can’t find a girl that works with my chemistry! I wanna a girl with a sexy smile, like me. Man, this bitch better have a bubble but. I wanna a bitch whose pussy is like my car. Beat the fuck up! I want a bitch that hates babies, like me. Man, this bitches nipples better not look like chewed up bubble gum. I hope this bitch is horny cause I’m about to make her fetch(throws Frisbee). I want a bitch that can raise my temperature. Man that was stupid(drops ducky thermometer). And I wanna a girl with a big heart, like mom who died in a plane accident, so lets go fly on over to this date, zooooom!

[Shane Dawson As Roshandola]
Yo, what’s up! MTV! AH HA!!! My name is Roshandola, and I like to dance, eat Cheetos. And I was voted most likely to get an STD[sexually transmitted disease]in my high school year, but. I’m a Capricorn, but that don’t mean I want a guy who is corny!! I hope this mutherfucker is cute, cause my pussy is hungry. They call me Indiana Jones, cause I keep my (beep) whipped! They call me the Genny cause muther fuckers wish they could be with me. In the streets they call me the monkey girl cause I be loving them bananas. They call me Freddy Krueger cause I be cutting bitches up! Come on! MTV. Show me some (beep)

[Shane Dawson As A B-Boy - Robert]
So Roshandola, what do you like to do?

[Shane Dawson As Roshandola]
Smoke weed and fuck!!

[MTV DIRECTOR]
Cut! Roshandola, those aren’t your lines, can you stick to the script!

[Shane Dawson As Roshandola]
Oh, sorry!

[MTV DIRECTOR]
Thanks! Okay, and action!

[Shane Dawson As A B-Boy - Robert]
So Roshandola, what do you like to do?

[Shane Dawson As Roshandola]
Well, I really like to write poetry.

[Shane Dawson As A B-Boy - Robert]
Well, roses are read, violets are blue, how about dating number 2[me].

[Shane Dawson As Roshandola]
I’m sorry, science geek, but I need a new lab partner! NEXT!

[Shane Dawson As A B-Boy - Robert]
Man, fuck you bitch! You ain’t even got a bubble but!

[MTV DIRECTOR]
And cut! Brilliant, everyone!

[Shane Dawson As Roshandola]
Thank you.

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Why do people watch that shit? Actually, why do people actually watch my shit? Life’s great questions! “Anywhoville” penis!

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Here is my challenge for you, I want you to try to be positive for a whole week, I’m gonna try too, very hard! So starting right now, I want you to leave a comment giving me something positive about your life. Even if your life sucks, try to find one thing. And I know its hard, okay, I mean, I have had a lot of bad shit happen to me too, but you gotta try to find it because if you don’t your just gonna be depressed and sad and that’s no way to live! At least you know, one of your positive things is that I care about you, because I do. I care about you a lot. Maybe a little too much! Why do I have a crack in my lip? It looks like a vagina! Alright guys, I’m gonna go, have a good week. A positive week and I will see you next Saturday, oh, quick shout out to Crappy Cartoons, he’s got a really cool channel with a lot of weird shit and a video of Nigahiga chopping my head off! Something positive for your day! Alright you guys see you later!

Evil Lambchop Tried To Kill Me – ShaneDawsonTV. Today’s topic is “Positivity”. I hate when people are too positive, especially when they try to give you bad news. Here is my challenge for you, I want you to try to be positive for a whole week, I’m gonna try too, very hard! So starting right now. Complete Full Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For Evil Lambchop Tried To Kill Me – ShaneDawsonTV.