Epic Rap Battles Of History – Michael Jordan Vs Muhammad Ali

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Epic Rap Battles Of History – Michael Jordan Vs Muhammad Ali

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[Epic Rap Battles Of History – Michael Jordan Vs Muhammad Ali]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MICHAEL JORDAN
VERSUS!
MUHAMMAD ALI
BEGIN!

(Michael Jordan: Keegan-Michael Key)
Why don’t you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam
Cause you’ve got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
I’m a fly machine, like the world has never seen
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team
I choke a dope with his own jump rope
You get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky Fried joke
You used to float like a butterfly, stang like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see

(Muhammad Ali: Jordan Peele)
Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
You’re the only Bull that’s uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black (huh)
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf (huh)
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself

Ooh, I’m so pretty, my hands are so fast
I’ll whup your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!

(Michael Jordan)
Man, you make me sick, but I’m better with the flu
You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you (Swish)
I would pass the mic to Pippen but I’m not done scoring
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman

(Muhammad Ali)
I saw you slapping Reggie Miller boy what’s wrong with you?
You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes
McDonald’s and underpants as corporate backers
You stay at the Ritz cause you sold out to crackers!

(Michael Jordan)
So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
I’ll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face
Hitting nothing but net
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Man, you needed a movement because you’re so full of shit
I’m a better athlete and a better MC
Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat

(Muhammad Ali)
Beep beep! Why don’t you back up that trash
I’ll leave you like Liston, flat on your ass
You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did

WHO WON??
WHO’S NEXT??
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP! A–BATTLES OF HISTORY! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

CAST
Muhammad Ali: Jordan Peele
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Michael Jordan: Keegan-Michael Key
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CREW
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