Ellen’s Oscar Monologue
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[Ellen’s Oscar Monologue]
[Ellen Lee DeGeneres (January 26, 1958)] Source: LYBIO.net
Are you all excited for the Oscars this Sunday me too, this year the number 9 has a special meaning, there are 9 nominees for best picture. Billy Crystal is hosting for the ninth time and the show could possibly last 9 hours. So there long. I love the Oscar’s, I’ve hosted the Oscars, I’ve won an Oscar, I remember I just gotten out of a relationship with Ted Danson and umm, I’m sorry – I’m thinking of Whoopi Goldberg – that was not – that wasn’t me. That was Whoopi. The Oscars I think are fun to watch because you wanna see what people are wearing and who wins but lets face it, it’s all about the speeches. I mean – and there is a lot of pressure on people because the whole world is watching so I thought I could offer some tips to help the nominees make a good speech in case they end up winning, I’m calling it Ellen’s tips to help the nominees to make a good speech in case they end up winning. Tip number one: you gotta eat something, you gotta eat something. LYBIO.net You can’t be light headed when you walk up on stage, you know, you spend the whole day getting ready so you skip lunch so you can fit into your dress and then you’re getting stuck in traffic, and then you walk the red carpet and then you’re sitting there waiting through all the categories, and I haven’t done the math but depending on where your driving from that’s like 40 hours of non-eating. So my tip is – you see people, they put their speech in their cleavage – sometimes they are reaching in their cleavage, if there’s room for that – then put a sandwich down there. Something down there. You know – If there is not a lot of room – a bread stick – just something that’s just.
Tip number 2: Don’t act surprised when you win: Don’t OHHH!~~ OH MY GOD! Like, you were nominated and there were only 5 people in the category – that’s a 1 in 3 chance of winning. I think – I don’t know. Just be honest, just get up there and say: Thank God I didn’t lose, I can’t imagine what that would feel like. Looking at the other nominees.
Tip number 3: Ah – 3 – a lot of people started out by saying I don’t have time to thank everyone. Your using up time by saying: You don’t have time. So stop saying that. And this next tip goes along with that – I’m gonna call it tip 3A. And I know it’s overwhelming when your up there and it’s impossible to remember all the people that your suppose to thank so say something that covers everybody – just get up there and say: Now I wanna thank someone really special and you know who you are. Right. You can imagine. There’s gonna be like 200 people at home going, I knew she wouldn’t forget me, did you hear that.
[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
Tip number 4: Make it memorable, remember when Roberto Benigni jumped on the back of his chair and walked along the chair and Jack Palance did push ups. This is your chance to make history so do something that’s never been done before. Just get up there and grab your Oscar and maybe just start dancing.
Ellen’s Oscar Monologue. And this next tip goes along with that – I’m gonna call it tip 3A. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.