Ellen DeGeneres – Bic Pens For Women
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[Ellen DeGeneres – Bic Pens For Women]
[Ellen Lee DeGeneres (January 26, 1958)] Source: LYBIO.net
So you know on my show what I like to do is, I like to promote kindness and equal rights, and I don’t like labels and I don’t see color; I’m like a cocker spaniel in that way. And I don’t like pointing out differences between people, especially men and women, and I thought that women…we’ve made a lot of progress towards equality, and we’re allowed to vote, and I think since 1982 now, and we can wear pants, we can drive at night, all those things have happened.
And then I saw something that makes me think we still have a little bit of ways to go. It’s a new product from Bic, the pen company, and they have a new line of pens called Bic For Her. And this is totally real, they’re pens just for ladies, I know what you’re thinking, it’s about damn time, where have our pens been? Can you believe this? We’ve been using man pens all these years! Blechhhh!
And they come in both lady colors; pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens except they’re pink so they cost twice as much. That is absolutely true as well. The worst part is, they don’t come with any instructions, so like how do they expect us to learn how to write with them, you know?
I was reading the back of the pack well, I had a man read the back of the package to me; and it said it’s designed to fit a woman’s hand. This is all true. I’m not making any of this up. Designed to fit a woman’s hand, what does that mean? Like – so when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and we’ll forget we’re not getting paid as much? I don’t know. I mean just think over the last 20 years, companies have spent millions of dollars making pills that grow men’s hair and fix men’s sex lives, and now ladies have a pen.
Wow, we’ve come a long way, baby! It’s so ridiculous and they called to ask me to be their spokesperson, and I was outraged, I said I will never do a commercial for you, and then they said how much they’d pay me, I was like okay. And so here’s the commercial we shot.
Mother: Source: LYBIO.net
“Oh, what’s wrong, sweetie?”
“I don’t know, sometimes I just feel, different.”
Mother: Source: LYBIO.net
“That’s because you’re growing up. I think it’s time we have that talk; the pen talk”
“But I can’t handle those man pens.”
“That’s why you need the new Bic For Her pen.”
“There’s a pen for women?”
“There is now. They’re built strong enough for a man, but simple enough that even a woman can understand how to use them. Here’s how it works. When you have an opinion, you write it down on a piece of paper and then crumple it up and throw it away because no one wants to know our opinion, sweetheart.”
“Wow! What else can I do with a Bic For Her pen?”
“Well, you can use it to write down a grocery list, or even recipes for when you need to feed your man. And it’s indestructible so it will stand up to all your wild mood swings.”
“It’s so pretty.”
“It’s the only pen for ladies you’ll ever need.”
Daughter: Source: LYBIO.net
“I can use it when I become President.”
“Oh, right.” “You’re silly”
“We should get back now.”
Bic For Her pens. “For best results use while barefoot and pregnant.”
Should jog, and I need to burn-off some of those calories. Keep fit. Come on, let’s come, come on, let’s come, come on, come on girl, come on girl, come on.
Ellen DeGeneres: Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, wow, I wish my mom would have talked to me about lady pens.
Ellen DeGeneres – Bic Pens For Women. Just think over the last 20 years, companies have spent millions of dollars making pills that grow men’s hair and fix men’s sex lives, and now ladies have a pen. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.