East India Comedy – Sex Education In India
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[East India Comedy – Sex Education In India]
Good morning, teacher.
Good morning students. Today we are going to talk about – education. Sambhog studies. So, now we will learn about reproductive systems. This is the male reproductive system. This is the other one. Any questions?
Anyone? You? Anyone? Anyone? No? No? Good. Now obviously all you young people want to know how does yown sangam (sexual relations) happen. Watch carefully. First, Kundlis meet. If you are manglik no sambhog, sorry. Then parents meet. Then wedding meet. Then Suhaag raat (wedding night). Now, we all know what happens at suhaag raat.
What happens sir, tell us na, we don’t know.
Beta, the boy inserts his Indian culture into the female values and then we all know what happens.
A baby is born?
No! Stupid? Nobody has done any homework! Please take out your textbooks. Remove your books now. Go to chapter six. Read the first line.
Babies are a gift from god. Source: LYBIO.net
Exactly. When you get married god gifts you a baby. Of course, if it’s a girl, the Khap Panchayat has a return policy.
But sir, how come there are 1.3 billion people in this country?
Very good question Subramaniam. I’ll tell you. 1.3 billion gods into one blessing is equal to 1.3 billion babies. Any more important questions? Anyone?
Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? You? You? Anyone? Nobody? Okay, no problem, moving on. Now we are going to talk about a very dangerous topic. A lot of young people are doing this badaam doodh drinking without suhaag raat. This is against the Indian culture. That is why the health ministry has removed one documentary that I’m going to show you now.
My name is Mukesh. I had premarital sex before getting married. Now I have syphilis in my lungs.
Sadly, Mukesh did not survive. His girlfriend became a bar dancer. His girlfriend sister became a Roadie. His elder brother had a vasectomy. Do you want to end up like Mukesh?
You see? If you aren’t careful, this is what can happen Isliye, we have to go back to some basics. Ka se Kaho Na Pyaar Hai. Do it only with someone you louu. Kha se…
Correct. Don’t be a player. Ab ki baar, ek hi se pyaar. Pha se…
Who put this here?
Ga se Gadar. Don’t do it with a Pakistani. Gha se Ghajini. Don’t forget, Indian values.
Sir but how is this even relevant.
Sir, you haven’t even taught us anything.
Eyy, this is government approved syllabus.
But Sir we already know more than this.
Sir we are almost 18, do you think we are stupid?
Fine, what do you want to know?
What is homosexuality?
Not Homosexuality! It’s called homosangam! Arre boys and boys are not part of Indian culture. Boy marries boy, no dowry. Next.
Sir what about lesbians?
Haan lesbians are nice beta. I like girl on girl. You see, girl marries girl, double dowry. Nice no? Next.
Sir this is nonsense! How can you call this a sex education class? I mean, which era are you living in? This is 2014. Do you not watch movies? Do you not use the internet?
Eyyy! You do not try to teach me your internet nonsense! Indian values are bigger than internet.
Indian values don’t create babies. Sex does. You’re teaching us here about sex and you refuse to say the word. Say it na. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Say it Sex. Why are you not saying sex? It’s just that simple Sa se SEX!
(Phone rings) Source: LYBIO.net
Who is it? Ha? Whose phone is it? Yes sir! What Sir? That WhatsApp joke about Sunny Keone was hilarious. Yes Sir? What are you saying? No no I 100% agree sir. Of course! Ha Sir main abhi. Okay sir. Okay students, the syllabus has changed. So please close your textbooks…burn them. Government of India has decided that sex does not exist anymore. New syllabus says “Sex is a myth. Like Godzilla, Anaconda, Orgasm, G-Spot, Global Warming” No more of this. From next week we will learn a new subject. Self control and meditation. Until then, class dismissed thank you.
I’ve learnt more than this is
You’re watching the wrong thing man.
YouP0rn has nothing. Red Tube is the shit!
Guys y’all are so immature. Xvideo. They have HD.
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Director: Sapan Verma.
Director of Photography: Siddharth Vasani.
Writer: Azeem Banatwalla and Sapan Verma.
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