Doug Stanhope – Voice Of America – Abortion Is Green
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[Doug Stanhope – Voice Of America – Abortion Is Green]
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The Science of Climate change has been in the news of late. Here is U.S. stand-up Dough Stanhope with his somewhat misanthropic and dare I say confrontational take on what America coverage of Environmental Issues isn’t telling you.
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Sometimes the American news is like a tired old whore that only tells you what you want to hear. You watch stories everyday about the environment and global warming and they give you a thousand cute little tips on things you can do to help Mother Earth. When the obvious problem is over population. That never comes up ever, even Al Gore has to pressed on the issue to even admit that it’s even a problem. He’ll go, “yea, yea, well yea, or course, yeah, overpopulation is a problem, but that will correct itself “. Ya, by 2050 I guess he says fucking will go out of style. It’s just a passing fad this desire to procreate.
The news knows you don’t want to hear that. The news has no problem telling you how to save the earth by cutting up your six pack holders before you throw them away so you don’t strangle a dolphin, when all that shit gets flushed out to sea. And that’s fine, and turn off the water while you brush your teeth and you go. “I’ll do that”.
They can’t say: Oh and don’t fuck in the front hole, because that glut of humanity you are creating is the real problem. Nobody wants to hear don’t fuck in the front hole after a hard day at work.
An Oregon State study just came out that just shows that a woman that already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by just having two children. The next time you see a hybrid car with a baby seat in the back, smash the windows out of that car fight club style, steal the baby seat, leave a condom where the baby seat sat and see if you send a message, because that is every sanctimonious douche bag who pretends to be the solution, when they are the exact problem that they are pretending to be fighting against.
Your combined uteri wreak more havoc to the environment, than a thousand Dow Chemical corporation accidents combined.
You don’t have the baby you can drive an entire fleet of Hummers to and from work everyday, hanging your ass out the window and farting Styrofoam packing peanuts into the atmosphere and still not cause half the damage that one stupid baby causes to this planet.
If you want to help Mother Earth, try sodomy. Sodomy is Eco friendly and abortion is Green!
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