Dollar Beard Club Beard Oppression


Dollar Beard Club Beard Oppression

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Dollar Beard Club Beard Oppression

Dollar Beard Club Beard Oppression

[Dollar Beard Club Beard Oppression]

Breathtaking, aren’t they? For centuries, a men’s beard has inspired awe and admiration.

But today, millions of men are forced to go beardless which is no different than chopping off your own balls.


My wife won’t let me grow beard. She’s psycho.


My boss says beards are unprofessional.

But [lieu out Fridays] are professional? While we support spreading your scruff throughout November, a proper beard cannot be grown in one month. Would if Beethoven had one month to learn piano, or Melville had one month to write Moby-Dick?

A masterpiece takes time and it’s no constellation if we are forced to abort our fennel face muffs after just four weeks of gestation. Choose beard life, brothers.

I’m growing it.

“Hell yea..”

And as long as you keep the beards growing, we’ll keep the donations flowing.

Dollar Bear Club will donate a portion of every sale to razor free charities that keep men healthy. So give your beard that lustrous glow and a scent that is equal parts of Woodsman and Tycoon, because you’re better than a beast.

No. You’re the men.

I never knew how much I was suppressing his manliness. Now I have a real man. And I’ve never been more satisfied.


I’ve been taking beards supplements and look at this. My boss was so impressed he grew one too. [We still go out on Friday’s] but things are really escalated.


Is it women’s history, or dinosaur appreciation month? 30 days is not enough, Rome wasn’t built in built in a day, but it was build till last and so is your beard, it’s time we stand together in the fight against Beard Oppression.

That’s why for the entire month of November, Dollar Beard Club will be giving you a copious amounts of man enhancing products like our brand new growth oil and beard cream for free.

That’s right. I said free.

You can help a man, regain his lost masculinity and with it his self respect. So share this video with someone who has a beard or someone that should have a beard and help us and Beard Oppression.

Start growing and grooming your beard better than ever before. Go to now.



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