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DoctorPinter The Gabbie Show Review

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[Gabrielle Hanna:] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s just so crazy to me how every once in a while you run into somebody who just sucks.

The Gabbie Show Review

After subjecting myself to multiple hours of The Gabbie Show, I became increasingly jealous. So I’m just going to sit here and complain about a young girl just trying to make a living, just to make myself feel better. Now, before I start, I want you all to remember that she has over 700,000 subscribers and won an MTV Video Music Award. So just keep that in the back of your head; for all of you at home you probably want to know what the Gabbie Show is, this pretty much sums it up.

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It’s a vlog where a 24-year old adult appeals to pre-teens by telling them stories, at least it’s not as bad as the Let’s Play.

“Hey smuggles!”

Her channel has grown exponentially over the past year, and I have NO IDEA why people are watching her. So I watched a few of her videos and combed through her Twitter page and I found some interesting stuff.

[Bwwwwwwwwwppppt]

She’s a fucking joke thief.

Exhibit 1:

Bo Burnham
@boburnham
I keep forgetting the Titans.

Here is a tweet by Bo Burnham he says, ‘I keep forgetting the Titans.’ It’s a joke about the movie ‘Remember the Titans’. Ha, ha good job Bo. Here’s Gabbie tweet a few months later, she says: ‘Fuck, I keep forgetting the Titans’, very funny.

The Gabbie Show
@TheGabbieShow
Fuck. I keep forgetting the Titans.

Strike.

Exhibit 2:

Here is a tweet over the summer, Gabbie says, sometimes when I’m in bed I think of a really funny video idea but don’t want to get out of bed to write it down. So I just convince myself it’s not funny.

The Gabbie Show
@TheGabbieShow
Sumtimes wen Im in bed I think of a rly funny video idea but dnt wna get out of bed to write it down so I just convince myself its not funny

Well ladies and gentlemen, Mitch Hedberg.

[Mitchell Lee “Mitch” Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005):]
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that’s funny, and then I go get a pen and write it down. Or, if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny.

Three…

Strike two.

Exhibit 3:

This one is pretty self explanatory.

[Gabrielle Hanna:] Source: LYBIO.net
First of all, let’s all just acknowledge the fact that they weren’t Indians. It’s like Christopher Columbus came to this land, he was like, I found India and they were like, no not India and he was like you shut up, I’m pretty sure its India they were like no it’s – it’s not India. And he said ahhhh – India. And then he named the people that were already inhabiting this land Indians. And what’s fucked up is a lot of people still call them ‘Indians’, they were ‘not Indians’, they never were Indians, they never will be…

[Louis Székely (born September 12, 1967):]
I really think that white people are from like another planet because we – like when we came to America, it was so nice. It was just Indians. And they weren’t even Indians. We called them that by accident and we still call them that. Like we knew in a month that it wasn’t Indians but we just don’t give a shit. We never corrected it. We came here. They’re like, ‘hi, and we’re like, hey, you’re Indians, right?’ And they’re like, ‘no.’ ‘No, this is India, right?’ ‘No, it’s not, it’s a totally another place.’ ‘You’re not Indians?’ ‘No’. ‘Ahh, you’re Indians.’

[Gabrielle Hanna:]
Ahh, India.

Strike three. Three…

Oh my god you’re a hack.

She was also invited to visit the Conan O’Brien Show. She got to sit where Conan O’Brien sits, argh god what a piece of shit. Damn click bait titles, fucking give aways; gaming the system like that bullshit segment where she advertises one of her followers social media accounts.

25k Followers.
lol Cross Promotion.

HE’S ALSO MY PRETTY LITTLE LIARS BFF

Hey, if you spam, like; I can share my videos, I’ll reward you with 10 seconds of fame. Her followers are just vehicles to make her more money. She’s like that girl, shit what’s your name.

AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE<33345

The one who falls into the furnace in that kid’s movie. Veruca Salt yeah, she’s like that and her followers are like all those chicks in the factory unwrapping the candy bars.

[Salt:]
Come along, come along, you girls, put a jack in it or you’ll be out on your ears, every one of you! And listen to this: the first girl that finds a Golden Ticket gets a one pound bonus in her pay bucket! What do you think of that?

[Gabrielle Hanna:]
If you want to be my show stopper of the week, just make sure you have my post notifications turned on for Vine, Twitter and Instagram.

AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE<33345

And just interact with me a lot and —

good luck.

One of my subscribers shared my videos. I’m going to give them a shout out. Fuck you I don’t own you anything. I make the video, you enjoy the video or not; then it’s over!

i mean, no you probably haven’t LOL

I’m not going to guilt you into an action just so you can feel my appreciation for you. That’s how the crusade started.

[Doc:] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay, let’s bring it down. Let’s talk about the format. It’s nothing different than from what everybody else is already doing. Just vlogs about social interactions where she’s always in the moral high ground. She just released a song parody about that song baby it’s cold and how hey, kind of sounds like date rape. Wow, never heard that joke before, never heard that joke before on ‘Key & Peele’ like three years ago and every Christmas since then and forever. The joke that everybody makes every year the same joke, we get it holy shit.

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[Doc:]
Using that same jump cut technique that everybody else uses in their videos.

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[Doc:]
Just say a sentence.

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[Doc:]
Complete a thought,

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[Doc:]
Done work in movies.

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[Doc:]
You can’t

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[Doc:]
Deliver a few lines

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[Doc:]
Without going into a jump cut.

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[Doc:]
The only time she can go on a tangent and deliver something is with somebody else’s material.

[Doc:]
Ah she sat in Conan’s chair. Oh…… I’m freaking out. Jesus this has got out of hand.

The Gabbie Show

[Doc:]
All right, [The] Gabbie Show, Zero out of ten.

0/10

You hack…..!

[Gabrielle Hanna:]
For you, way to say thank you for everything. [Jaylen]: Ima go to taco bell.

THE GABBIE SHOW
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[Gabrielle Hanna:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Sometimes you just got to laugh at the pain…

DoctorPinter The Gabbie Show Review

DoctorPinter The Gabbie Show Review

Video Creator (Doc) DoctorPinter YouTube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DoctorPinter

The Gabbie Show Online Here:

The Gabbie Show (@TheGabbieShow) | Twitter
https://twitter.com/TheGabbieShow

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https://vine.co/TheGabbieShow

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https://www.instagram.com/thegabbieshow/

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