Digits Show – Don’t Buy The Jewelry

[Digit Dude]
As you can see, [shows wrist with no jewelry], I know nothing about jewelry, but I’m gonna pretend to, to see if I can score some digits.

[Digit Dude]
Do you like that piece.

[Digit Girl]
Ya!

[Digit Dude]
Actually, I know a little about that stuff, have you ever, have you ever had some experience with these,

[Digit Girl]
A Bracelet

[Digit Dude]
That bracelet in particular.

[Digit Girl]
It’s pretty self explanatory.

[Digit Dude]
You think so! But this particular model is a knock-off of a Native Mozambique, bracelet.

[Digit Girl]
Do you work here?

[Digit Dude]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I’m just hitting on you.

[Digit Girl - Girl looks at another selection of jewelry]
Oh,

[Digit Dude]
Uuu, those you shouldn’t, you shouldn’t pick out either. A lot of this stuff is slave labor, kinda stuff, with people…

[Digit Girl]
I’m pretty sure this is a local farmers market with local artists.

[Digit Dude]
No, ahhh,

[Digit Girl]
Well, ya,

[Digit Dude]
I’m really saving you here.

[Digit Dude]
That one in particular, I wouldn’t [purchase] that kinda fake silver has a lot of allergens in it [necklace] can really make you break out in hives,

[Digit Girl]
Are you really, trying to hit on me by talking about hives,

[Digit Dude]
Ya! Well, I’m trying to save you from hives.

[Digit Girl]
Oh, aha, so you’re actually helping me.

[Digit Dude]
So, your not going to give me your phone number?

[Digit Girl]
No, I’m sorry!

[Digit Dude]
Ya, ya, ya,

[Digit Dude Commentator]
Ewks that was a disaster! Here is the moral of the story, do not, try to be an expert on something when you really know nothing about it, because the girl can catch on pretty quick. And you walk away like me, with my tail between my legs and no digits.

[Digit Girl]
I’m normally not approached by normal looking guys. But he was actually super cute and charming at first, but when he went into the whole bit about slave labor, he clearly knew nothing, but I’m not an expert, but I know a couple of things, if I saw him again, I would say: “Sweet Heart your lovely, but know your audience.

[Digit Dude]
I got burned pretending to be somebody, I’m not! But has this ever worked for you, if so, I wanna hear about it, post it in the comments below.

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