Did Amy Schumer Steal Jokes From Patrice O’Neal

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Did Amy Schumer Steal Jokes From Patrice O’Neal

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[Did Amy Schumer Steal Jokes from Patrice O’Neal]

Patrice O’Neal – The Nasty Show (Part 2)
Taped 2006 or 2007 at JFL
Uploaded January 29, 2008

Patrice O’Neal:
You ever Gorilla mask her? Gorilla mask. That’s you cum in her face, right and then take some pubic hair and throw it at her.

You ever Darth Vader her? Darth Vader – you cum in both of her nostrils and she has to breath like this. [*sound effects*]

You ever Poltergeist her? Poltergeist is good. What you need your friend, though, right? Like you fucking her from behind and then you sneak out and he takes your place and then you walk outside and wave at her through the window. And then you go, I’m here. Stunk, Jay.

Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo
Taped May 28, 2015
Released October 17, 2015

Amy Schumer: Source: L Y B I O . N E T
There is the Abraham Lincoln and that’s where he – the guy trims his pubes, cums on the girl’s face and then Pfffft- throws the pubes, so she has that facial hair. You guys don’t like U.S. history? I can’t gauge the crowd. What’s wrong?

The worst one I’ve ever heard is ‘the Houdini’, which is where the guy is having sex with a girl from behind. Then unbeknownst to her, his friend subs in for him. Guy number one, runs outside, knocks on the window; waves to the girl, which is just rape. Like that’s just rape. It’s not fair to Houdini, like no girl is going to think that’s hilarious. No girl is going to be like ‘whoo, baaah’. Baby, I thought you were fucking me, but it’s Phil. I love you. Thank you so much Apollo. Muah…

So is Amy a thief? Could it be parallel thinking? Patrice & Amy used to cohost a radio show called Bitch Management aka The Black Philip Show. Maybe they wrote the bit together? Or maybe both bits came from preexisting names for sex acts?

R.I.P
Patrice
O’Neal
1969 – 2011

Amy Schumer: Thank you.

Directed by
CHRIS ROCK

Written by
AMY SCHUMER

Executive Producer
AMY SCHUMER

Executive Producer
JIMMY MILLER

Executive Producer
MIKE BERKOWITZ

Executive Producer
TONY HERNANDEZ

Executive Producer
STEVEN AST

Produced by
JOHN SKIDMORE

Producers
KIM CARAMELE
KEVIN KANE

Director of Photography
CLIFF CHARLES

Associate Director/Stage Manager
ARTHUR LEWIS

Co-Producer
RYAN CUNNINGHAM

Edited by
MICHAEL D. SCHULTZ

Production Designer
TIMOTHY R. MACKABEE

[Nicki Minaj – Beez In The Trap]
Bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t sayin’ nothin’
A hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothin’
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

Bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t sayin’ nothin’
A hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothin’
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

Did Amy Schumer Steal Jokes From Patrice O'Neal

Did Amy Schumer Steal Jokes From Patrice O’Neal

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IN LOVING MEMORY OF PATRICE O’NEAL DECEMBER 7, 1969 – NOVEMBER 29, 2011
http://www.patriceoneal.com

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