David Letterman – Toyota CEO’s Road Rage

[David Letterman]
This is beginning to trouble me, a couple of years ago people started reporting having trouble with their Toyota’s. And they thought that their floor mats would stick on the accelerator and the thing[car] would take off like a rocket and then now everybody’s got problems. It’s not the floor mats its the accelerators and then the breaks wouldn’t work and the steering wouldn’t work, and the guy, the President, CEO of Toyota, Mr. Toyota himself had to go to Congress and apologize and testify, there’s an inquiry and and, like the automobile industry in this world doesn’t have enough problems. I mean. I wouldn’t give there troubles to a MONKEY ON A ROCK! Ah, so I got a call today, from the CEO of Toyota and he said: “Do you mind, Dave, if I come on your show and appeal to the American public, in the interest of tolerance and patience. And I said: ” How can I decline an offer, like that”. So, ladies and gentleman, please welcome the President and CEO of Toyota, Akio Toyoda[President and CEO, Toyota].

[Akio Toyoda - President and CEO, Toyota]
I am Akio Toyoda of Toyota Motor Corporation. Thank you for your time and understanding. As you know last week, there was another embarrassing occurrence involving a runaway Toyota. As I’m sure you know it was a hoax. The driver was a lying criminal trying to shame me. Guess what? From now on Toyota no brakes. You hear me, no brakes. No horn. Too bad cowards. No horn. No honk honk. Cars will explode in your garage. Blow up. Blow up. Kaboom. Kaboom. Take that American fatties. So fat. So, so fatty. And you underpants what have you done with Leno? Where is Jay-walking. You killed Big Jaw. No more comedy at 10. Thank you.

[David Letterman]
Sometimes, I think, maybe I’m a little too accommodating.

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