David Letterman Roast Donald Trump Top Ten List

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David Letterman Roast Donald Trump Top Ten List

David Letterman Roast Donald Trump

David Letterman Roast Donald Trump

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[David Letterman Roast Donald Trump Top Ten List]

[Martin Hayter Short, CM (born March 26, 1950):] Source: LYBIO.net
What is this Dave?

[David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947):]
Well, every suit I own, comes with a Top Ten List.

[Stephen Glenn “Steve” Martin (born August 14, 1945):]
I ought to get that suit.

[David Letterman:]
By the way nice tits.

[Martin Short:] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you very much. Now this is the Top Ten List?

[David Letterman:]
That’s right, Paul.

[Martin Short:]
Ah….. right now Paul is doing always what he’s meant to do. he’s a metri dee in a spaceship.

[David Letterman:]
A lot of people would think that we know everything by now about a man Donald Trump; a high-profiled fellow. Somebody that doesn’t shy away from every aspect of his life. But take a look at the list I have here tonight. Interesting facts about Donald Trump.

[Audience:]
Ma’dam…

[David Letterman:] Source: LYBIO.net
Mmhmm.

#10: Send him to Texas.

Okay, here we go Number 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.

Number 9: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.

Number 8. Donald Trump looks like the guy on the lifeboat with the women and children.

Number 7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around the thing on his head?

[David Letterman:]
Two jokes about that thing on his head.

[Steve Martin:]
And you’ve already done #6.

[David Letterman:]
That’s right we’re only at 6.

[David Letterman:]
Number 6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull … oh no wait, that’s me.

[David Letterman:]
I don’t know. That — oh #5.

[Steve Martin:]
I was waiting for #5.

[David Letterman:]
Number 5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds – 250 with cologne.

Number 4. Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free range.

[Steve Martin:]
And now 3.

[David Letterman:] Source: LYBIO.net
You know we are going to skip #3. Okay, #3. Send him to Texas. I saw the line outside, I was hoping it was a Spurs game. I’m from Indiana, I don’t think the Pacers are still in the league. I’m from New York, I don’t think the Knicks are still in the league.

[David Letterman:]
Number 3. If president, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict the family on Thanksgiving.

Now, wait, wait a minute – #3 we have a tie. It’s tied with:

That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory.

[Steve Martin:]
5.

[Steve Martin:]
4

[Steve Martin:]
4. Do 4.

[David Letterman:] Source: LYBIO.net
# 2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he’s starring in a movie called “No Amigos.”

And the #1. interesting fact about Donald Trump – thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass. There you go.

David Letterman Roast Donald Trump Top Ten List

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