Cyanide & Happiness – The Rope
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[Cyanide & Happiness – The Rope]
[The Rope A Cyanide and Happiness Short] Source: LYBIO.net
There’s too much weight. I – I have to cut the rope. I’m sorry.
Wait! Let me do it.
Whoa! What the fuck, dude!
There’s too much weight. It has to be done. I’m sorry.
What makes you think, He can hold You?
Trust me! He can! He’s been working out!
Tell him I’ve been working out.
Oh if anything can we cut the piano off?
Huh! Yeah! That might actually be a good place to start.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Slow down! Slow the fuck down! I didn’t come all the way to perform the First Sonata this summer to this mountain just to fall off and die! Are you fuckin’ kidding me?
I’m sorry, there’s no other way. I-I’m so sorry.
You’re piano is just too heavy!
Your mother is too heavy!
You take that back!
[starts to cut rope] Source: LYBIO.net
I take it back.
Guys! I’m slipping.
Seriously, though we are all gonna die!
Hold on! We’re-we’re gonna figure this out!
If I may, if you’re still deciding the whole where to cut the rope thing, I’m pretty sure the guy below me is a pedophile.
I’m a teacher not a pedophile. This is a field trip. I told you guys like nine times.
Wait there’s kids down there?
We can’t kill kids?!
Not just that. There’s retarded kids!
Oh god! This is bad! THIS IS REALLY BAD!
Hey, can’t we just cut off the Panda Bear?
I should think not! That’s an endangered species.
Oh, ok. What is everyone think?
Kill the Panda.
Cool. Here you go.
Oops. [knife falls] Source: LYBIO.net
[rope starts to break]
Whoa! This is it!
It’s been a honor climbing with you guys, I’ll see you all in another life.
Oh ah, that’s a knife.
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