Cyanide & Happiness – Tell My Wife
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[Cyanide & Happiness – Tell My Wife]
We need a medic.
No, no, no, no. Come on, come on. You can’t die on me. Don’t you die on me now. Source: LYBIO.net
I guess we won’t get to go on that fishing trip after all.
Don’t you say that. We;re going to get you out of here.
I am not going to make it. [coughing] I am lung shot. Tell my wife I’m not going to make it. I am lung shot.
No, Sarge you are going to pull through. You are going to make it and you are going to walk up to her on your own two feet right out of here and you are going to tell it yourself and also she is standing right over there. It’s not far.
She and I have been at odds lately ever since she shot me in the lungs.
Are you sure? All right. I’ll go tell her. Um…I am sorry to tell you this ma’am, but your husband is lung shot. He is not going to make it.
Will you tell him that maybe after he’s done dying he can clean the garage like I’ve asked him to, I don’t know, a hundred times?
Oh, okay. I’ll go tell him.
Sarge, Sarge, wake up. Sarge, stay with me. Sir, your wife said that when you’re done dying that you should clean the garage.
Will you tell her [coughs] I would love to if she hadn’t shot me in the lungs?
Yes, sir. I’ll be right back. All right, he said that… Source: LYBIO.net
Will you tell him that if he’s still dead by the time I get home from work I’ll kill him again?
[gasps] All right. You wait right here. All right, Sarge now she said that…
Tell her [coughs gurgles] that she is a bitch.
Okay. He says cough, cough…gurgle…
Well, you can tell him that if he doesn’t get his bloody ass up that – this is all your fault. Me? Absolutely….
And you just clean the garage like…
What you’re doing? You should clean the garage.
Me? Me? Are you kidding me?
Oh, you shot me right in the lung…
No, I cannot believe you’re bringing that up right now.
There it is. There’s a hole. Isn’t it.
This is just insane. I can’t – oh my god.
Well, it is certainly isn’t your blood everywhere. Source: LYBIO.net
Cyanide & Happiness – Tell My Wife. Will you tell him that maybe after he’s done dying he can clean the garage like I’ve asked him to, I don’t know, a hundred times? Comedy Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.