Cyanide & Happiness – Pregnancy
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[Cyanide & Happiness – Pregnancy]
Doc give me the good news, how’s my bundle of joy doing?
Um… no, no that’s not right at all.
Oh, no is there something wrong?
Oh, I’m sorry to tell you this Mrs. McCloud, I think you’re feeling what is called a Phantom Pregnancy, the symptoms you are experiencing are psychosomatic. You simply aren’t pregnant.
What! No, that can’t be. I know that I’m pregnant. I can feel it.
Ma’am I understand that this is very difficult news to hear but I can assure you that you’re not pregnant. I’m so sorry I can….
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) I’M GOING INTO LABOR! AHHH HAAAAAHAAAAA!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WHAT?! HOW CAN THAT – OH OH OH OH…OK, um… um… take deep breaths Mrs. McCloud uh… deep breaths. In and out. In and out. Ok, you’re doing good.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURT…. Source: LYBIO.net
You better watch your mouth Mrs. McCloud or your baby is going to come out swearing like a sailor.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME!
Yes, of course. Just keep pushing and focus on the breathing. Perfect… just like the…
I think I can see it.
I can not believe it. It’s a boy. Well, Mrs. McCloud it seems I spoke to soon. You are now the proud mother of a bouncing baby B—
Mrs. McCloud? Source: LYBIO.net
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