College Humor – Siri Argument

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College Humor – Siri Argument

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[College Humor – Siri Argument]

[Apple – iPhone 4S – TV Ad – Assistant]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

[Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Tell my wife I’m gonna be 30 minutes late.

[Woman] Source: LYBIO.net
Tell my husband I’m not surprised.

[Man]
Tell my wife if she has a problem with my work schedule she is more than welcome to get a job of her own.

[Woman]
Tell my husband that I do just as much work as he does.

[Man]
Tell my wife that if watching “Ellen” is a job she should get a promotion.

[WOMAN’S SIRI]
Message from your husband: “I appreciate you.”

[Woman]
Bullshit. What’d he actually say?

[WOMAN’S SIRI]
Please don’t drag me into this.

[Woman]
Siri, call my husband.

[Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Siri, ignore the call from my bitch wife.

[Woman]
Tell my husband that he said he’d respect my choice to stay at home with our child.

[Man]
Tell my wife I would, but she can’t even get around to washing his overalls.

[MAN’S SIRI]
Did you want me to search for flower shops nearby?

[Woman]
Tell my husband that at least when I sit on the washing machine, I cum.

[Man]
Send my wife this picture.

Cut to Woman’s iPhone: a picture of a MIDDLE FINGER.

[Man]
And ask her if the washing machine is-

Cut to Woman’s iPhone:

[WOMAN’S SIRI]
…the only thing you’ve been sitting on lately. (beat) Oh dear.

[Woman]
Ask my husband what he means by that.

[Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Tell my wife I think she knows.

CU on Woman’s iPhone with search results:

[WOMAN’S SIRI]
Hey look, I Googled “Anger Management Techniques.”

[Woman]
Tell my husband to think very carefully before he says whatever he’s about to say.

[Man]
Ask my wife if she’s fucking Jim MacPherson!

[MAN’S SIRI]
I have scheduled Couples’ Therapy for Thursday at 6.

[Woman]
Tell my husband how dare he!

[Man]
Tell my wife that’s not an answer!

[SIRI]
…Is this my fault?

[Woman]
Tell my husband I will not answer that!

[Man]
ASK MY WIFE IF SHE’S FUCKING JIM MACPHERSON!

[SIRI]
Searching for: A Place To Hide.

[Woman]
(in angry tears) Tell my husband he wishes it was JUST Jim MacPherson.

[SIRI] Source: LYBIO.net
I don’t want to.

[Woman]
TELL HIM!

[SIRI]
Please don’t make me.

[Woman]
DO IT!

[Man]
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL!

[NARRATOR (V.O.)]
Say goodbye to the most amazing iPhone yet.

iPhone 4s

[Man]
Siri, play “In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel.

[SIRI] Source: LYBIO.net
You can’t be serious.

College Humor – Siri Argument. [Woman]: TELL HIM! [SIRI]: Please don’t make me.[Woman]: DO IT! [Man]: SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL! Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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