College Humor – It Might Be The End of the World As We Know It

LYBIO COMING SOON

College Humor Verse One
Oh, great, the flu will soon mutate.
Climate change and Y2K,
Remain calm, don’t be afraid
Too many human beings out of water on earth.
National IDS are the mark of the beast.
Saw a link to a thing.
What, no God?
The rapture is now here and we’re right this time!
Sun loses fire, earth just bursting into flames.
Evil scientists for hire, hiding in plain sight.
AI’s getting smarter in a hurry, you should worry.
It’ll enslave us.
Blog by blog the bloggers baffled crapped their pants.
Look at the low plane.
We’re done!
Big hole,
Ozone,
Huge depletion,
UVB.
It’s too late to save ourselves!
Save the earth.
Cell phones, destroyed bees, now the plants can’t breed.
At least you can’t get anthrax from someone coughing right? …Right.
Wikipedia says that it’s a powder and quite white (right?).
Pretty sure that’s right.

Chorus College Humor
Could be the end of the world as we know it.
Might be the end of the world as we know it.
Could be the end of the world as we know it.
On channel nine.

Verse 2 College Humor
Suvs, Peak Oil, Diseases caught on foreign soil.
Bird Flu, Swine Flu, Collided into Nibiru.
Gay people marrying, teaching, adopting made all our kids turn gay.
Bringing upon judgement day.
Terrorists are terroizing.
Calm Down! Calm Down!
All the launched nukes nuked.
Uh-oh the end is here, have no fear.
Let’s have a last beer.
The prophecies, prophecies, the prophecies are right.
Nine-point-seven earthquake.
Large hadron collider.
The end’s in sight!

Chorus College Humor
Could be the end of the world as we know it.
Might be the end of the world as we know it.
Could be the end of the world as we know it.
On channel nine.

Verse Three College Humor
The polar caps began to melt
Destroying all the ocean shelves.
It’s freezing over in hell.
Two Thousand Twelve!
A crazy hobo ranting bible code and heaven’s gate.
Antichrist, small pox, dirty bombs, sars!
Wait a second… experts saying nevermind.
Right? …Right.

Chorus – College Humor
Could be the end of the world as we know it.
(I just read it on a blog)
Might be the end of the world as we know it.
(I just saw a link on Digg)
Could be the end of the world as we know it.
(Twitter said it so it’s right)
Tonight on nine.

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