College Humor – High TED Talks
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[College Humor – High TED Talks]
One-third of Americans are obese, two-thirds are overweight. Let me tell you a story, a few years ago, my dog was fat. My vet told me to feed him less. I did. He lost weight. Source: LYBIO.net
Lightening bolt, humans should feed each other. I pour food in your bowl, you pour food in mine. Oops! I’m getting fat. Feed me less, good. Dude! I’m for real, I think this is a legit good idea.
Imagine a world, where we tune the pitches of all car horns, so they play one beautiful chord. Cool right.
How do I know you are not all aliens? I don’t. Now watch this, now when I turnaround for all I know, you’ve all transformed back to your natural alien pig faces, and you are humans again. Pig faces. Humans. Pig faces. Humans. Pig faces. Humans. Sorry, I got really dizzy.
I want all of you to close your eyes. Now press your eyes with your fingers like this, right. What is that? It’s the inside of your brain.
What would even happen if everyone in the whole world jumped at the same time? I beat, I can Google it.
I can’t handle the fact that I have knees. Source: LYBIO.net
We should build everything out of Legos, like really big ones.
Skin pockets, pockets for your skin. So you have a place to put your key when you are naked.
Do you know the entire world is made out of hexagons. Bring me a pen and paper, so I can write that down.
Let’s do it guys, let’s start a business. Let’s actually do it. Not just say we are going to do it.
Wait, have I just been not talking for a really long time? Source: LYBIO.net
College Humor – High TED Talks. How do I know you are not all aliens? I don’t. Now watch this, now when I turnaround for all I know, you’ve all transformed back to your natural alien pig faces, and you are humans again. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.