Chris Crocker – Girls Love Their Gays
You straight boys, you stupid straight boys who make fun of gay guys in front of girls.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Straight boys ( listen up ) girls usually, nine times out of ten have a gay best friend.
Okay, so when you make fun of gay people in front of girls it does not turn them on.
It does not make them think you are macho, okay.
As a matter of fact, behind every girl there is a gay best friend.
Behind every pretty girl, is an even prettier gay best friend.
When a girl has a gay best friend, it don’t matter about her momma and daddy’s approval,
it matters about her gay best friends approval okay, so what you really need to be doing,
is not hating on her gay best friend.
What you really need to be doing is suckin up to the gay best friend.
What you really need to be doing is bringing the gay best friend a fruit basket.
And shaking his hand, thats right!
If you want to impress that girl. You go to her gay best friend and you say nice to met you.
And you bring him a fruit basket and you try to get to know him.
If you wanna get laid, don’t hate on her gay!
If you wanna get laid be friend with her gay.
Because the way to a girls heart is through her gay best friend.
( Chris nods his head up and down )
The way to a girls heart is through her gay best friends approval.
So bring him a fruit basket.