Chris Crocker – Drugs Are For Fugs
I don’t know about ya’ll, but if someone asked me to do drugs. I’m like drugs, drugs are for ugly people. Ah, do I look ugly for you? Druggies are for Fuggies! Druggies are for Uglies! Drugs are for fugs. I would never do drugs, I live off of water, sunshine, and Mascara only. That’s it! I swear!
Cause if you’re not already ugly, drugs will make you ugly. And there are prettier ways to die! And my face is my entire drug and I wanna look pretty when I die. ( Face stretches – ahh mu nmu mun mun ah muh ) I don’t do drugs.