Chris Crocker – Betty Crocker Junior
I just made a pizza and um im hoping it doesn’t burn. It shouldn’t burn, I mean, when I just last checked on it, its like C-O-L-D. So if it burns whatever – I give up on life. Fzzck.
( Kitchen Oven Timer Beeps in the background )
Here it goes guys.
( Chris bends over )
Ah that looks ready.
Okay, auw ( Chris burns his finger ) Fzzck.
( Kitchen Oven Timer Beeper Sound and Chris turns it off )
What do you guys think?
Its good right – I’m not Beaty Fzzkin Crocker.
Dont give me that look!
( voila. it comes from a French expression
literally meaning â€œlook there!â€ )