Chris Crocker – Barbie’s of 07
Hi this is a public announcement to the makers of Barbie, Matel. I have compiled a list of Barbies that I think our generation would appreciate. You know Barbie’s that people can relate to. So here is my list:
Cross Eyed Barbie
Bilemia Anorexia Barbie
Make sure you differentiate the two and add a little throw up on ah the bulimia Barbie shirt.
Pregnant Teen mom Barbie
Um, my first period Barbie
My first Pueb Barbie
Serial Killer Barbie
White Trash Barbie
Trent Syndrome Barbie that would be a best seller
Gastric By-pass Barbie another best seller add a little saggy skin
on gastric- by- pass Barbie and that is a hit.
Tangles barbie, another one woman can relate to.
Fire Crouch Barbie
And Last but not least Hurricane Katrina Barbie
I hope this list come in help, Matel?
Make sure to credit me Chris Crocker for this list.
Chris Crocker is an Internet personality who has captured the attention of over 50 million viewers for his short-form self-directed “monologues about life” shot in his grandparents’ home. He is also against gay-bashing and challenges the media to expose the real issues that are prevalent on the internet concerning gay hatred.