Chris Crocker – 5 Minute Stand
Chris Crocker – Five Minute Stand
You know um, I never did understand that saying: “One-Night-Stand”?
You know because I don’t know what takes all night baby.
I just need a five minute stand. Fuz a night, I need a five minute stand.
And we don’t really have to be standing if you want to know the truth.
You know its like, this aight no sleep over.
Don’t bring your sleeping bags boy.
Don’t want you staying in my house.
I may Fuz a stranger but I aight letting em stay in my house.
Shit, I don’t know what takes all night.
I don’t know what kind of grandpa ______ you got boy.
I don’t know what takes so long to get going.
But honey I’m a twenty year old.
And we do things at warp speed.
We gotta go ( finger points down ) peww
(finger points up) pewwwwwwwww
We go limpidity ( finger points down )
quickitty ( finger points up )
Jack be nimble ( finger points down )
Jack be quick ( finger points up ) boy, okay.
Shit, don’t bring your sleeping bags, this is a five minute stand.
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