Charlie Sheen – Winning Recipes
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[Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes]
[Carlos Irwin Estevez (born September 3, 1965)]
Hello. Iâ€™m Charlie Sheen. And this is Charlie Sheenâ€™s Winning Recipes. Yes, Iâ€™m doing a cooking show. Why? Because if you havenâ€™t noticed, Iâ€™m winning television right now. My plan is to be the first person to have made an appearance on every television network. Just like I was the first person to get 1 million Twitter followers in 24 hours. Like I was the first to build my own rocket ship to Cassiopeia using my mind tools. Here I come, Food Network! Face it, I am living the life of a rock-star Vatican assassin, and if you eat like me, you can be like me. If you aren’t thinking about what you are putting into your body, plan better! The first decision you have to make is which kitchen do you use, the indoor kitchen that’s what’s in the comfort zone, or the outdoor kitchen because the spirits of my Adonis ancestors can fly above me and breathe fire unto the meal. Outdoor winds, I just Teleported myself here, I did it again! Now that your in the right kitchen, you need to have the right tools, this is not a spatula, its a cooking wand for a warlock, this is not a bowl its a cauldron of awesomeness! All green things must die! So I’m gonna start off by making a salad! I grew this. Source: LYBIO.net My fingertips radiate sunshine and I water them with the tears of a jaguar! I will rinse off any nymphs or demons that got on it while in the garden, salad is done, some troll is gonna say: “That’s not a salad”. Oh really, looks like a tomato winning salad to me.
This won’t be a kosher meal, not because I’m antisemitic because my Tiger Blood needs meat. I killed this cow myself. Winners stalk and kill their own food without earthly weapons. I’m not some mouth-breather in a drive-through gorging my pie hole on various mass-produced monkey grub. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium, and assassin nobility, the best way to cook a steak, is with moderate intense observation (bell) winning, steak is done! There is only one thing you can drink with a meal like this, Sober Valley Lodge. This is tea made from ground dinosaur fossils. Now for a couple of more finishing touches.
I don’t cook food, I will it. My hands are rated by Zagats. Who am I? (steak with cigarette butts) Now garnish it with a secret ingredient, Charlie Sheen. (zapping from eyes hit the meal and transforms into a delicious meal) Umm, tastes like winning! Warning, the taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to make your soul weep and forfeit.
Charlie Sheen – Winning Recipes. You need to have the right tools, this is not a spatula, its a cooking wand for a warlock, this is not a bowl its a cauldron of awesomeness! All green things must die! So I’m gonna start off by making a salad! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.