Chappelle’s Show – 2Pac Is Alive

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Chappelle’s Show – 2Pac Is Alive

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[Chappelle’s Show – 2Pac Is Alive]

Thank you, thank you.

Hey yo. Have you ever been in a club? And a new 2Pac record come out?

He’s living! As Elvis is alive 2Pac is alive. I saw 2Pac on 42nd street selling Biggie [Smalls] t-shirts two for ten dollars.

2Pac lives!

Let’s just say his lyrics were little bit before there time. Check this out.

Exclusive this is new 2Pac.

Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin’ rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pagers
Your crew don’t phase us, we’ll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like C.J. from San Andreas
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I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote… in ’94

What can a nigga do when half the people voted for George W
It’s a bitch, fuck George W, can’t be true
I wanna choke him, because he’s a snitch
I’m talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in ’93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn’t hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in ’94

How am I doin’ this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing ‘Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don’t match
And there’s a puddin’ stain on the back
What the fuck is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain’t shit
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn’t even tip
And if you hit this table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip… I told you, stop hittin’ the table
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2Pac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I’m not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain’t your wife
A married man, you’ve got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
Don’t give him no coochie

2Pac rest in peace

OK I will!!

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