Lil Dicky – White Dude

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[Lil Dicky - White Dude]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

Lil D let’s go
Lil Di Lil Di

Chorus
And y’ain’t even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I’m livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world

but I’m rollin with the top back
I ain’t gotta worry where the cops at
I ain’t gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it’s a damn good day to be a white dude

Verse 1
Shit, im living good up in this bitch
dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I ain’t black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision

For a white boy
Hollatcha muthafuckin k***, boy
Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it’s iight boi

They ain’t suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it’s cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I’m eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise

Das what I do kid
Happy that my name aint stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids

But now I’m farting, overeating at meals,
If ain’t I gotta theme party, Ion’t be at goodwill
I’m dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I ain’t gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look…

I know I’m being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry’s never live
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
where I’m eating when I’m high’s where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)

Chorus
And y’aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I’m livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world

but I’m rollin with the top back
I ain’t gotta worry where the cops at
I ain’t gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it’s a damn good day to be a white dude

Verse 2
Yeah. It’s little DI in this bitch ho
Happy that I’m white, but relieved I ain’t a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I ain’t given a damn

I’m wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon’t grub except for takin them pills, foreal…

And ion’t bleach shit
Ion’t gotta eat dick
I aint bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the weed, ion’t fall asleep because I’m cheefing
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I’m freaking, I’m getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut

So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
and I ain’t gotta speak to ma mother…to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face

Seal – Interlude
I mean you all seen Seal, right! That dude scared the fuck up! And dating like models and shit. And I bet Adele’s gotta date somebody who works at like: AT&T.

I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it’s played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake

And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!

Chorus
And y’aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I’m livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world

but I’m rollin with the top back
I ain’t gotta worry where the cops at
I ain’t gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it’s a damn good day to be a white dude

Outro
Yeah first of all I’m a dude so that was a one and two chance of that suckin’
But now I can run a 7 minute mile and I can defend myself adequately, I can be logical
I can get along with my room mates
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
And on top of that like I’m white – which is like amazing because everybody naturally assumes that I am a great person
I get a fare shot at the life that I deserve
I can under achieve my way into any College and Country
I get my haircut at a salon, people always hold the door open for me which is nice
I never have to get into a fight for like social purposes.
And please don’t take this about black people and it’s about me being happy that I’m white – you know what I’m saying!
On that note can someone explain to me why Fat Joe and any other person of Hispanic Descent is allowed to say the N word
I mean I guess that’s unrelated – but that shit don’t make any sense
I’ve been thinking about that shit a lot
Cause if I can say the n word like it would really help my rhyme scheme out
It’s like the perfect filler word.

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