ThisIsHorosho – Воронобординг c(-_-)ↄ [Crowboarding]

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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup, I’m Stas Davidov!
And I’m really worried about us, the humanity.
Do you know why?
Because… crows.
[Crows, eh?]
Isn’t that cute? A snowboarding crow! [Missed the snow as well]
Russia, a Great country!
We have not only bears on bicycles, but also crows on sleighs!
[and a cat, backwards of course]
[Forever a Crow]
It’s February 8th, 2014.
And Team Crow made a début in snowboard.
Do you understand that soon they’ll be smarter than average student?
[like the one who's laughing now]
I also wanna be a crow! [white? O_o]
No-no-no, i don’t like pecking shit [how about bloody food?]
It’s that flying up the hill and not crawling up the hill is so much cooler!
Now if you call someone “birdbrain” he won’t get mad.
You’re a birdbrain!
Not offensive.
And in the summer crow prolly does surfing.
May I go ou.. i mean, may i have a question? [NO! ]
Why does a crow ride a condom?
And why is the condom so huge?
Hulk, is there something we should know?
HULK LOSE!
[Crow find!]
You know what?
Watch a vid about crows and realized i hate kids.
“we’re gonna ride, we’re gonna fly, one the roof, black tram”

And this is Horosho!
The second legit video was sent by ImDrSpam.
And it’s about a gopnik who can hide reeeally well in a dark alley [dark lord of stealth]
- Why u so impudent?
- Why u so impudent?!
- Got some change?
- Gotso mechan ge?!
- Dude, i will remember U!
- U crazy?
- U crazy?
Why U so black?
- U crazy?
So this is that thing, exotic [don't get me wrong ]
This The Peoples’ Friendship University of Russia student won’t have exam problems [The Snoop Doggy Dog Faculty of crossculture gopniking]
- Dude, i will remember U!
And not a single curse word.
See, even this afro-gopnik is more civilized that some poeple.
But if he starts to swear, he’s gonna swear big time! [Stas, king of funny!]
Afro-gopnik is like an afro-samurai. Only impudent.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
So one comes up to you and…
[- Gotso mechan ge?!] Source: LYBIO.net
And then what do you do?
Become afraid?
Laugh your ass off?
Answer in swahili? [hakuna matata!]
And the worst thing is – you can’t outrun him! [miniracism :>]
So two gopniks walk in the bar… [joke time!]
One black and one white!
Two jolly geese [idiot] *reference to a folk song*
Btw there were a lot of racist comments [racist summit]
Everyone started talking shit to one another.
Stupid people, don’t realize that all people are made of meet [and they don't care]
Only asians do shit better that the others.
Not everyone, baby. Not everyone.

And this is Horosho!
Third vid is from Estonia [from Tallinn]
And i wanna show it instead of talking about it.
Ok, you’re not Estonians so i’ll tell you a bit faster [you're not Estonian either ;[ ]
Here the guy tell about how Estonians have been treating Finns badly for many years.
That’s why Finnish president Tarja Halonen decided to get to the bottom of this situation.
Giant Halonen!
If a seal was watching this, he’d say…
“i like fish”
And I’d say that Estonian politicians hired some hardcore Japanese creative squad!
[push-push-push]
Oh don’t ask me, i also have no idea what’s going on here!
I only know that it’s not Godzilla but a prime-minister of Estonia Andrus Ansip [guardian of the country!]
Only big.
[Playing snowballs :3 ]
Is seems this video has a deep political idea.
[dёёp]
But i think it looks more like..
“bullshit”
Estonian “KingKong vs Godzilla” remake?
My epic-meter went off-scale, exploded and the arrow pointer pierced the head of the seal who was watching this vid with me.
[Seal kaputt]
[it's a guy in a bra!]
That’s right! Shave your armpits! [or give them a haircut]
I wonder if Halonen attacks Russia, will Giga-nano-Medvedev protect it?
[speaking Estonian]
Yeah, for your information.
To be watchable outside Estonia and Finland, this video was speeded up to 6 times.
[historical reference]

And this is Horosho!
And the question was sent to us by SentaroTheTiger
And where will you hide during a zombie apocalypse?
And where will you hide during a zombie apocalypse?
Leave your interesting comments here on Youtube!
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So, how do you study anatomy?
FAKUNIGGABITCH
Why do you ask? *in comical jew accent*
I study anatomy in the mornings, 5-7 minutes.
Best place to study anatomy? Our night club!
Anatomy is a branch of biology and medicine that is the consideration of the structure of living things. (c) Wiki

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