Eva Longoria Has Wardrobe Malfunction And Shows Sexy Legs With Shorts On Letterman

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[David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947)] Source: LYBIO.net
Paul Shaffer, ladies and gentlemen. ___ in the sky, big iron!

[Paul Allen Wood Shaffer (born November 28, 1949)]
What a medley, what a medley!

[David Letterman]
Where else can you hear that, no where else but here! Ladies and Gentlemen our next guest is a lovely actress and has a new cook book brittled here, brittled, that’s right, its called Eva’s Kitchen its available in stores now, please welcome Eva Longoria, ladies and gentlemen.

[Audience]
(applauds)

[Eva Jacqueline Longoria (born March 15, 1975)]
Wow (waves to the audience)

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you very much, wow!

[David Letterman]
Whoa, trouble with the luggage?

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
I was watching that back there going what are you talking about.

[David Letterman]
What! You look tremendous!

[Eva Longoria]
I wore a tuxedo for you!

[David Letterman]
Oh, my g-I guess you did!

[Eva Longoria]
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Or part of one.

[Eva Longoria]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

[David Letterman]
Wow

[Eva Longoria]
Thank you.

[David Letterman]
Where are you going?

[Eva Longoria]
Ha, ha, I came to see you!

[David Letterman]
Oh, that’s very sweet

[Eva Longoria]
This is for you, they go don’t wear a shirt, your going to see David.

[David Letterman]
That’s very nice. Hey look at this, a big cook book here.

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeahhh

[David Letterman]
Now, tell us, do you cook what kind of food do you like to eat? (Cooking with love for family and friends – Eva’s Kitchen – Evan Longoria) and do you cook? Do you?

[Eva Longoria]
Ya, yes I cook

[David Letterman]
Ya. All these recipes are from you and your family?

[Eva Longoria]
Ya. Ya, half are from my family and half are just mine

[David Letterman]
What kind of things did they cook when you were a kid?

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, Mexican food. Grew up cooking Mexican food and then I learned about American food and then European food, so its kind of a really international cook book.

[David Letterman]
Ya. Are you a good cook?

[Eva Longoria]
I’m a great cook.

[David Letterman]
Right. So so if people were coming to your home tonight for dinner what would we be having?

[Eva Longoria]
Ah, Tortilla Soup, cause that’s what everybody asks me to make.

[Audience]
(inaudible)

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
I know. It’s really good. You guys should come over.

[David Letterman]
Ya, that’s right we’re coming over!

[Eva Longoria]
Yes, Tortilla Soup. And “Guacamole”, I make really good “Guac”.

[David Letterman]
You know a lot of people don’t – a lot of people think they can make Guacamole

[Eva Longoria]
Yes

[David Letterman]
But a lot of people don’t know how to make Guacamole

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
They don’t

[David Letterman]
I can’t for the life of me, I can never get it right.

[Eva Longoria]
Ya

[David Letterman]
How would he have to do to get it right? Good Guacamole?

[Eva Longoria]
Well, you have to have good avocados

[David Letterman]
Right

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
(laughs)

[David Letterman]
Ya

[Eva Longoria]
It’s always a start. And then I put onions, tomatoes and cilantro.

[David Letterman]
And that’s it?

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Lemon and salt

[David Letterman]
Lemon and salt and there you go

[Eva Longoria]
Ya. Don’t add garlic, don’t add mayonnaise, people always add weird crap.

[David Letterman]
You don’t want that, cause, then – then – you got egg salad!

[Eva Longoria]
(laughs) YES!

[David Letterman]
Let’s talk a little bit about Cilantro – do you like Cilantro?

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya, I love Cilantro

[David Letterman]
You love Cilantro!

[Eva Longoria]
You don’t! See a lot of people don’t, you don’t have to put cilantro in if you don’t want.

[David Letterman]
But I want it in there but its just every-time, a little too much of cilantro starts tasting soapy, now, is it me

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Really? No, I’ve heard that before.

[David Letterman]
People say that there is a genetic predisposition to either liking cilantro or not liking cilantro.

[Eva Longoria]
Ya

[Eva Longoria]
I agree. I’m like that with Okra.

[David Letterman]
You’ve come to the wrong place to say anything bad about Oprah

[Eva Longoria]
No (laughs)

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Believe me!

[Eva Longoria]
Nah, Oprah!

[David Letterman]
That

[Eva Longoria]
Okra!

[David Letterman]
That doesn’t go here!

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Okra (touches microphone)

[Eva Longoria]
Okra!

[David Letterman]
This is like talking about small towns in Indiana!

[David Letterman]
But ah

[Eva Longoria]
Oh,,,(wardrobe malfunction)

[David Letterman]
Ah, ah,

[Eva Longoria]
My button.

[David Letterman]
Cilantro is a Chinese –

[Eva Longoria]
(adjusts button)

[David Letterman]
Oh, Lord

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
I’m sorry.

[Eva Longoria]
You didn’t see anything

[David Letterman]
Okay. We are going to lose our liquor license, I know it.

[Paul Shaffer]
Ya

[Eva Longoria]
I’m – Oh, my god.

[Audience]
(laughs)

[Eva Longoria]
Well, I’m a lot more exciting then Don Wrinkle

[David Letterman]
Huh hum. So lets talk about the Desperate Housewives, 7 years

[Eva Longoria]
Seven years

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s been seven years, wow, that’s a long time as a – will it go beyond seven years?

[Audience]
(claps)

[Eva Longoria]
Ya, ya (claps), yes

[David Letterman]
You think so?

[Eva Longoria]
Yes, ya, we’re almost done negotiating and so we will be back for year 8 and hopefully 9

[David Letterman]
Ohhhhh my god, well good for you

[Eva Longoria]
We’re excited.

[David Letterman]
That will be a pretty big deal.

[Eva Longoria]
We’re still the number on scripted show on the network so we’re excited.

[David Letterman]
We’ll be right back with Evan Longoria, ladies and gentlemen!

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
My dad, its my dad, my mom.

[David Letterman]
That’s nice

[Eva Longoria]
That’s my daddy

[David Letterman]
What’s your fathers name?

[Eva Longoria]
He taught me how to fish! So that’s my fish recipe

[David Letterman]
He was just a causal, he did it just for a hobby?

[Eva Longoria]
Ya, I went crab fishing, shrimping. I could fish and gut and filet a fish before I was seven.

[David Letterman]
A lot of people

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
People don’t know I cook, I’m a really good cook.

[David Letterman]
I got a dog like that, now listen, we have some footage of you in a Soap Opera, do you know the Soap Opera?

[Eva Longoria]
Young and The Restless

[David Letterman]
Young and The Restless

[Eva Longoria]
Why do you have that?

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Is it still on the air?

[Eva Longoria]
Ya, it is

[David Letterman]
Is it? And it’s been on for like 30 years.

[Eva Longoria]
30 years

[David Letterman]
And how long were you on the show?

[Eva Longoria]
3

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
How old were you when you were on that program?

[Eva Longoria]
Ah, um, 2001 – ten years ago!

[David Letterman]
Oh,

[Eva Longoria]
Ya

[David Letterman]
So, people go nuts when they

[Audience]
(laughs)

[David Letterman]
They – they – they – they see you in real life, they go nuts

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya, ya, ya, you know, back, 10 years ago, soaps – daytime in general was really doing well and we would have all these soap weekends and I was a “bad person”

[David Letterman]
Is it like a convention where the stars of the soap opera and the fans can come/go

[Eva Longoria]
And the fans can go and you get autographs and stuff and this night I was a bad person on the show stealing someones husband and this lady came up to me and she’s ah, “you better leave Paul, alone!” But, like, really serious! And I was like okay.

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya. You wonder what happens to cause that where people lose that ah, the disconnect goes away!

[Eva Longoria]
Ya

[David Letterman]
But they believe they are participating and vice versus!

[Eva Longoria]
Ya – I think its because, especially soap operas, they are daily and your in somebody’s home every day

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
And their friends and good company for people who maybe who don’t have a lot of friends.

[Eva Longoria]
Ya

[Eva Longoria]
But now there’s Facebook

[David Letterman]
Ya

[Eva Longoria] Source: LYBIO.net
And internet!

[David Letterman]
Anyway lets take a look at, this is, you know what the scene is? You probably don’t remember what this is? This is from 2001

[Eva Longoria]
Well,

[David Letterman]
This is from 2001

[Eva Longoria]
Well, this is a lesson on how to act – how to do dramatic acting.

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay

[David Letterman]
Take a look, this is The Young and The Restless, is that what it is.

[Video Clip The Young And The Restless With Eva Longoria]

[Eva Longoria - Holding a Large Knife as Isabella]
Hello Christine! Are you enjoying your nice warm bath?

[Christine]
Isabella? I must be imagining this, you can’t be real?

[Eva Longoria - as Isabella]
Oh, but I’m very real.

[Christine] Source: LYBIO.net
No, your not, your dead!

[Eva Longoria - as Isabella]
Afraid not my dear, but in a very few moments you will be.

[David Letterman]
Man

[Eva Longoria]
Ahhhh, (laughs)

[David Letterman]
Wow

[Eva Longoria]
The director, he kept saying get the flare – get the flare off the knife

[David Letterman]
Ya

[Eva Longoria]
Could there be anymore flare off that knife! The knife was bigger than my body!

[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
And then she cut off her tuxedo pants!

[Eva Longoria]
(laughs)

[David Letterman]
Any how, here you go, it’s a glimpse into your life, your up bringing, your family, your culture with food, Eva Longoria, ladies and gentlemen, nice to see you again.

[Eva Longoria]
Thank you

[David Letterman]
Thanks for watching everybody.

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