Christopher Woodring – Dream Job – Featuring – Steven Spielberg

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[Christopher Woodring] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello to DreamWorks. My name is Christopher Woodring and I very much like to work for you as a Post Production PA. Now my resume is already floating around your offices and you haven’t called me yet, which at first, I was a little worried about, but then I realized my references are not on there. So I have here with me a longtime friend and the best reference I could possibly ask for. Well, hello there Steven Spielberg. Thanks for coming. You look great by the way, really great, like you haven’t aged a day since 1993. So let me start up by asking you, why help me make this video?

[Steven Spielberg]
I could not understand why someone is so obvious, but so forgotten.

[Christopher Woodring]
So can you say then that you would personally endorse me as an employee?

[Steven Spielberg]
Um, I can. I can without – and I can without shame.

[Christopher Woodring]
Well, I’ll let you carry some weight since it’s your company, what would say is my best quality?

[Steven Spielberg]
Very wondrous eyes.

[Christopher Woodring] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, thank you. That’s very sweet, but we should keep it professional. What about my enthusiasm perhaps?

[Steven Spielberg]
The energy of, I guess, Helen Hayes, and you know when she was in her 70s, [really] Helen Hayes’s amazing energy.

[Christopher Woodring]
Yeah. That’s a strange example, but yes, I mean, I have infectious energy. I’m kind of always working hard and good work ethic and quick to solution, slow to anger that kind of thing. But I mean, unless you’ve worked with me it’s – I mean, it sort of hard to put in the words. Isn’t it?

[Steven Spielberg]
You can read all about it, but until you meet someone, comes over to you and tells you the stories, it’s abstract to say the least.

[Christopher Woodring]
Okay. Well, to be balanced and fair, what would you say is my worst quality?

[Steven Spielberg]
Oh my goodness. Well, I have to think about that. I mean, what – what comes to mind right away.

[Christopher Woodring]
Take your time.

[Steven Spielberg]
That’s hard.

[Christopher Woodring] Source: LYBIO.net
Don’t worry about it. So I’d be an asset to the company. I’d love to work there. I mean, who would you say really benefits from me being hired?

[Steven Spielberg]
Everybody, everybody.

[Christopher Woodring]
And even you? I mean, wouldn’t you say that even you would enjoy having me around; I mean we go way back?

[Steven Spielberg]
We went out together, we went to each others’ houses together, we complained together.

[Christopher Woodring]
Mostly about George?

[Steven Spielberg] Source: LYBIO.net
Of course, of course.

[Christopher Woodring]
It’s good times. It’s good times. Do you find yourself thinking about me everyday?

[Steven Spielberg]
No, not everyday.

[Christopher Woodring]
Every week?

[Steven Spielberg]
Every week. Like the biggest fear I have is loneliness…and uh…

[Christopher Woodring]
Steven, Steve, Steve, look at me. If I don’t come to work for you, will you cry?

[Steven Spielberg] Source: LYBIO.net
Yes.

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