Ray William Johnson – Super Mullet

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[Ray William Johnson - Super Mullet]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s happening you creepy b@st@rds so let’s get started with a simple video of a guy jumping off a dock.

[Dock Jump Fail - Clip]
Jump b^tch!~

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Now that got about 100,000 views in 5 days (do you even give a shit) and I would not say that the guys screw up is the focus of the video but rather his beautiful mullet. Actually, (each time I watched) I watched the video before (my erection grew stronger) I noticed that there is an entire person attached to that gorgeous flowing flaring? mullet. (I was at full attention). F(beep)in look at it seriously. can I see that think in like, slow motion? Sweet Jesus! It’s glorious! I mean lesbian around the world are jealous of that mullet. Like, that’s the best mullet I’ve ever seen on a man (very accurate Rosie O’Donnell impression). I mean, am I the only heterosexual, here, who just loves a thick flowing mullet (no) on a man. (all men want business up front and a party in the back). And I love the way this guys friends talk to him.

[Dock Jump Fail - Clip]
Jump b^tch!~ Put my mother f(beep)ing blunt on your neck b^tch!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, I’ll put my blunt out on your neck b^tch! (and this time I don’t mean my p5nis). I mean, dude. Come on, don’t get your marijuana embers (f(beep)king drugs) anywhere near that glorious head of hair (grow mullet) that succulent mullet! God! It’s so beautiful. God I kind of wanna f(beep)k it. I’m not gonna lie.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So this next video answers a question we all wondered about for a really long time. (why can’t I give my girlfriend an orgasm?) And that’s mainly how many head-but does it take to break a guitar? (Oh… that one)

[Kid Smashes Guitar on Head - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, I’m good. I’m fine. I’m ok.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Damn, Dude can’t catch a break here, huh? (while my guitar gently weeps) And don’t worry I don’t think the guys hurt, I mean, he even says so himself.

[Kid Smashes Guitar on Head - Clip]
I’m good. I’m ok.

[Mother Of Kid - Clip]
Stop! Andrew!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
He’s ok! He’s ok everyone, it’s cool. His day couldn’t go any better (that’s not the only wood, he slaps against his face) I mean hitting yourself in the face with a guitar, it’s like an anti-depressive, really! And I really love is that he’s trying to be some kind of Rock God! Source: LYBIO.net (now he is going to Rock Hell) in the middle of his living room: “Thank you, Wisconsin. Thank you for coming out”. But unfortunately, this guys only audience is his mom, who you can see in the reflection there. But mom: “I’m a Rock Star!” ( I hope you got all of the sh^t stains out of my underwear) I’ll pick up my laundry in a minute. It’s cool that your mom supports you there, Andrew, my mom made four point two million Youtube accounts (it’s the least she can do) and they’re all (after trying to abort me so many time) subscribed to me. And guys after Andrew passes out, I love how concerned with his safety (ISN’T) his mother isn’t.

[Kid Smashes Guitar on Head - Clip]

[Mother Of Kid - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
Now pick up all the sh^t up that flew everywhere. It’s all over the sofa and all over the floor.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Ya! Wake up! And pick up your sh^t Andrew! What ere you born in a bar! (Jesus was born in a barn). Just wait till your father gets home. (and he didn’t have to pick his guitar pieces up!) He’ll put his blunt out on your neck b^tch~ (there’s no father in that home)

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright, last video is the biggest of the week clock-in in at 300,000 views in just 5 days (in 5 stupid days 300,000) It starts off as a normal surveillance video, a couple of cops trying to barricade the road here. Someone had stolen a car nearby so they were just gonna camp out and wait for _____ when holly f%^&^&&&& he gets hit.

[Super Cop Gets Hit - Clip]

Ya and just so we’re all clear about this: This cop was f(beep)ed up pretty good. But its not over! This dude(cop) gets up and chases this b@st@rd on foot like he’s the T-1000. But the footage cuts off there. But I read that he caught the guy! And I’m thinking, no way (like f(beep)ing Robocop 2) No f(beep)ing way! That the bad A22 cop has to drive around in that humiliated little @ss tiny clown vehicle. (hey Europe your cars suck!) And to the criminal who hit him! Why the f(beep)k are you running? Dumb @ss! You hit him with a car and he is still coming after you. (like my pregnant wife) Ok, here’s the thing, if you hit a guy with a car, and he’s still coming after you – he wins by default! So I need my British peeps to help me out (hey British peeps) here, I don’t know if British cops (sorry about the Euro car joke) carry guns or anything, I guess you don’t need a gun when your (I promise not to say anything about your f(beep)ed up teeth) a god damn JET-I and can survive a hit like that! Source: LYBIO.net This cop hard core, gangster ( I really hope he was invited to the Royal Wedding ) He’ll put his blunt out on your neck! B^tch! And I think I’ve said all I can say about that, I just wanna add one more thing. Just that I love this guys Mullet so much, god, it’s so gorgeous! Oh – Oh look at it, oh, skate? Skate skate, oh guys Ellen Page is my celebrity crush! I know, I know you probably have a celebrity crush: Danny Glover, or whoever, Ellen Page is my celebrity crush and I gotta say Ellen, you gotta little competition here, It’s (Juno nothing) it’s this guys hair (mullet vision) God that’s so sexy! Now, I’m not saying I’m gay or anything, but I am gonna say, if this guys, hair had a p5nis. (my p5nis has a hair) I might agree to touch it, (on the tip) gently. But you know what, never touches p3nis? You know what, we should just move on to the comment question of the day! Which comes from a user name: bam: Coolguyhino92, and he said:

[Coolguyhino92]
And my comment question of the day is: Why are you naked?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Wow! A naked guy! You know this episode is turning out to be, the second most homo (the first being ice skating) erotic thing I’ve ever done! But, ya, the question is? Why are you naked?

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google Plus

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, who’s chasing you?

[Outer]
(The outer Ray William Johnson – 8-Bit World – Featuring – Hoodie Allen)
‘Cause I eat these spirits for breakfast
And if my game ain’t startin’
Baby feel free to blow on my cartridge
Alcohol makes everything so pixelated when you party in a
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Ray William Johnson – Super Mullet. Ok, here’s the thing, if you hit a guy with a car, and he’s still coming after you – he wins by default! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.