Ray William Johnson – Cursing Bird

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[Ray William Johnson - Cursing Bird]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s happening ya’ll? Now, I don’t wanna get your hopes up, but you should be pretty excited about this first video, it’s got a fat chick rolling (weight challenged woman) around in a convertible! Oh! Wait! That’s a cow, is rolling around in the trunk of a car!

[Cow In Trunk - Clip]
(laughing)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Was it just me or was that guy all like: Heh heh heh heh (laughing) Is wasn’t just me, right? And it doesn’t seem very safe that the guy filming is riding a motorcycle (it’s called multitasking) and holding a camera and laughing his balls off. I guess that leads me to the obvious question what in the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu f(beep)k was there a cow in the back of that car? I mean wouldn’t it be easier just to buy a gallon of milk (skim 1%, 2% whole) I mean, where could they possibly be going? (papa, where’s Bessie?) the slaughter house! Oh, ya, I am confused about the context of this video but I will admit though, that kind of reminds me of my x-girlfriend (cow in trunk). What! She was kind of a big girl! What? Get me drunk enough and I will f(beep)k (a jar of peanut butter) the fattest girl in the bar. (Magic Johnson) Source: LYBIO.net Anyway, I am so dumbfounded as to why there is a cow in the trunk (I’m utterly baffled here!) of a car, does anybody know? I guess it’s one of those things you gotta be like: totally f(beep)ked up to understand! (or from the Midwest) I guess if you get high then you’ll understand it. Like: (video edit: smokes blunt) Oh I get it, it’s a cow in the trunk of a car! It’s like whooa!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So, this next video is the viral video of the week, getting about 2,000,000 views in 8 days. Muther f(beep)ker that a lot! This one may start out slow, but don’t let that fool you!~ Cause once the bass kicks in

[Super Bass - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Holly f(beep)k the entire room has epilepsy and not to sound like a crotchity old man (but my crotch does look like an old man) this sounds exactly like the sound system my neighbors have. Ya! I’m talking to you guys in apartment 504! You know, I’m just saying, turn that sh(beep)t down! The walls are thin (uhhhhhh) enough here, I get (probably because they are made out of ….) I can already hear you guys f(beep)ing each other all night, I don’t have to hear your music too! (f(beep)ing comic books). You know – this seems this seems like the appropriate (I doubt those are up to code) place to let all this out, doesn’t it? Anyway, as you can see from the video, this two thousand volt sound system is just over the top! Ah, yes, I do believe that this is the first time that the Black Eyed Peas have actually rocked the house!

[Super Bass - Clip]
Gotta get that Boom Boom Pow boom boom pow!!!!!!!!!!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
You know I’m really feeling the BOOM BOOM! I’m not a big fan of the POW! And ya, I admire those guys hard work but you ever thing that maybe there is an excessive amount of (there ain’t no such thing as free bass) bass coming from those speakers? No! (God I’d love to free base right now) I’m the only one! (bring back the 80′s) Ya! I like bass in my music too! But I don’t need it to be so strong that it causes me to piss (that’s definitely from the free-basing) my pants and forget my first name for a half an hour. (talk about good vibrations) Source: LYBIO.net And I love how they spend all this time and money on this advance speaker system and yet, they are still carrying around a cell phone from the early 90′s! And for the love of God, could someone please save those cookies! I mean, I’m just saying! (video edit: smokes joint) You shouldn’t let good snacks go to waste! Like that!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Now, we’ve seen plenty of stupid pet video’s on Youtube! I’m gonna show you this bird that’s quite the mouth on him. Before we watch this, let me just say: “Normally I bleep out the curse words on =3, cause you know, I like to keep things family friendly. (like Manson family) (video edit: smokes blunt) But in this case, I’ll gonna let you every thing the parrot has to say! Mainly because it’s friggin hilarious!

[Cursing Parrot - Clip]
Why are you f(beep)ing in? Don’t Poop! Know where to f(beep)ing sh^t~ I f(beep)king know you f(beep)ing Scott?

[Dude] Source: LYBIO.net
Dude I’m sorry.

[Parrot]
You f(beep)king owl

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Whooo!~ That Parrot’s got quite the mouth (hey bird you sure got a pretty mouth) beak on him, whatever! Correct me if I’m wrong is this bird actually telling it’s owner, not to sh^t on the rug!

[Cursing Parrot - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
Don’t poop on the rug. F(beep)king hell.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Ya if your pets are telling you not to sh^t on the rug, you may have a problem. Ah, ya, me and the do were talking, and we decided if you ever sh^t (pretty much like animal farm) on the rug again, we’re gonna rub your nose in it and throw you out on the porch. (just replace politics with sh&tting on the rug) for the night. Ah – you can’t let your bird talk to you like that! You better throw some Barbeque Sauce on the bast@rd and put him in his place! (mmmmmm chicken necks)

strong>[Cursing Parrot - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
I f(beep)king know you stupid f(beep)ing bird! Isjhderlchblewraaahhhh. Does that bird have a form of Terets, or what? Now, I love this video, personally, evern though it only got like a measly 12,000 views, the banter is hilarious especially since you know that the bird is just repeating (that bird really is cock of the walk) things he heard earlier. But I guess its just one of those things where you gotta be totally messed up to understand! Like: (video edit: Smokes Joint) Oh oh oh I get it now! It’s a bird and he’s cursing, it’s like: “Whoooooooa”. Any-w-h-o-r-e!~ There’s a new Favorite Martian Song guys, don’t forget to check it out, as always we appreciate your support! And of course don’t forget about the comment question of the day, which comes from a user name bam: Jamiejam10 and they said:

[Jamiejam10]
Hi Ray, out comment question of the day is: What’s that on your face?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright! You heard them so what’s on your face? (smiley face thumbs up)

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses (ah ha ah ha – coming from behind the walls) see! I can f(beep)in hear them, that’s bullsh^t! Leave your interesting and and creative response in the comment section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google +

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[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, why are you naked?

[Outer Ray William Johnson – 8-Bit World – Featuring – Hoodie Allen]
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Ray William Johnson – Cursing Bird. Anyway, I am so dumbfounded as to why there is a cow in the trunk (I’m utterly baffled here!) of a car, does anybody know? Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.