Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

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[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]

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My name is Mar-shell and – [Sigh] Oh, no, that’s not the first time I’ve done that My name is Marcel and I’m partially a shell as you can see on my body. But I have shoes and um – a face. So, I like that about myself. And I like myself. And I have other great qualities as well. I know how it looks in here. But it’s not always so messy. But I didn’t know that you were gonna have a camera and I wish that you had said that you were gonna be here today ’cause I didn’t – I didn’t clean up. I invited some friends from Upstate to come eat salad so that’s why I’m so – well, this is how it looks right now. Guess what I wear as a hat.

[Dude]
What?

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
A lentil. One time I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to 900. Guess what I use to t-t-tie my skis to my car.

[Dude]
What?

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
A hair. Guess what my ski’s are.

[Dude]
What?

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Toe nails from a man. Um, you — you wanna see me talk on the phone?

[Dude]
Sure.

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
Hello? This is me. What? Yeah. Yeah I did… Well I could do it… Yes. What? It would be my pleasure. I… I did, I did. Yeah I’m fine I forgot to write a note. Thank you so much. Guess what I use as a bean bag chair.

[Dude]
What?

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
A raisin. Guess what I do for adventure.

[Dude]
What?

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I hang-glide on a Dorito. Guess what I use as a pen.

[Dude]
What?

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
I use a pen but it takes the whole family. I’m afraid to drink soda because I’m afraid that the bubbles will make me float up onto the ceiling. Okay, eee, uh, my one regret in life is that I’ll never have a dog.

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
But sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and I drag it around. Come here. I love you. C’mon. Come, c’mon. One time I smelled a smell from an old tennis sneaker and it knocked me right out. One time I looked at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn. His name is Allen, guess where I found him.

[Dude]
Where?

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
Under a tooth. Well, you know what they say.

[Dude]
What?

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“Lint is a shell’s best friend.” Do you wanna watch me try to lift this?

[Dude]
Sure…

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
All right.

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
No, I can’t, I can’t lift anything up at all. Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body, and then I say, “Compared to what?!” Brother once got in a fight with someone else and guess how he killed ‘em.

[Dude]
How?

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On]
He impaled him on a brush.

[Dude]
Sounds very violent. [Giggles/Laughs]

[Marcel The Shell With Shoes On] Source: LYBIO.net
We won’t fight until we’re provoked. Hey there! Come here. Come here. Come – Come on – I love you! Come. Aw!

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