Bernie Kale – Shtuff People Say To Photographers

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That’s a really nice camera.
Man, that’s a really nice camera.
That is such a nice camera.
I wish I had that camera.
God – that is such a nice camera.
Then I wouldn’t have to hire you.
No wonder you charge so much – look at that camera.

Shtuff People Say to Photographers – Outward Bound Collective

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You need to try picnic – it’s free.
Wait – wait – wait – no – this is my good side.
Is that your skinny lens?
Alright, good side, right here. Good, this is my good side.
Can you guys make my hair longer?
Here – you don’t even have to print em – just put them on this.
That better not be a wide angle.
I like that look you do where you make everything Bookie
Bookie
Bookie
Bookie
Bookie
Bo-ka
Bookie
You know how everything – blury in the background.
Boo-ka-ie
Bo-ka
Bo-ka-ie
Bo-ka

How far can you zoom on that lens?
This is such a good image. Man, you have a good camera.
My camera, it has a flash built in.
Do you use photoshope?
Do I got any buggs?
Could you photoshope out my mole?
Can you photoshope that?
Can you photoshope my collar bone out?
Can you make me skinnier?
You have photoshope, I mean you can do anything.
Can you bulk me up?
I use Picasa
Can you just use liquify?
I think we have the same camera.
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get – Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
So when are these gonna me on Facebook?
So, did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
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Everyone I know says I should model.
I look just like Ryan Gosling right there. Huh?
Can I see?
Did you get it?
M?
How soon before these are on Facebook?
Are these gonna be on Facebook tonight?
When are these gonna be on Facebook?

How is the lighting?
How soon before these are on Facebook?
Can you take your logo off the Facebook pics, I’m trying to print.
Aoh- profile pic!
That’s a profile pic.
How soon before these are on Facebook?
Facebook.

So you can put in whatever background you want, right? Like clouds?
Can you make everything black and white except for my hat?
This lens doesn’t zoom.
Can you guys change skin tone?

When do I get the disc?
I want them to be really original.
Are there rail road tracks near by?
You think there’s a bridge near by?
Stairs?

You think there’s bricks near by?
A street light?
Do you think there’s a bridge near by?

Can I get all the photos that you took?
You wanna come to my nieces wedding? I mean – not paid – but you can bring your camera.
You take my photos for free and I promise it will bring you so much business.
It will be great for your portfolio.
What do you use? You use ah – Photoshope.
I get all these copyrights, right?
I have picnic.
You get that at Costco?
Maybe we can do like a trade?
We’ll do a swapsies.
My daughter can mow your loan next summer.
I can make you a cake.
I will massage your back.
No – I – I understand. I’m a photographer to.

I’ve been told I have a creative eye.
Come check out this photo of my dog.
Why is the background blank.
Look at this of my lizard.
Are these hard prices?
Can you make everything black and white? Except for my eyes?
So when to I get the disc?

Can you make my eyes blue?
Do you guys edit bra straps out?
Can you make my eyes green?
Can you send these to Walmart?
Can you make my eyes blue-er?
So much money for paper.
I get all the copyrights, right?
Can you just sent these to Walgreen’s for me?
Where’s your flash?
How many mega-pixels?
When do you send these to Walmart?
The Kit-lands?
You know what? I’ll just print them off Facebook.
What F-stop are you at?
How’s the lighting?
Do I get a discount if I check in?
Can I see it?
I thought the photos were included in the sitting fee?
So what vacation am I paying for this time?
This would look really good wallet size.
What about the other ones you took, can I see those?
Let’s blow this up?
So when do I get the disc?
No it’s cool, I’m a photographer.
When do I get all the photos?
I took year book in high school.
I sent you a bunch of pose ideas from Pinterest, so did you get em?
You don’t use Picasa?

Just let me get my pump on first.
Can you move my head to the middle?
No – you don’t even have to edit them – I’ll do it in Picnic.
You know what you should do – mini sessions.
Hey guys, do you think I look fierce?

(background)
…say I look invisible.

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