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[CarMax Goes All In For 96 Honda Accord]
To the guy who posted the video for the 1996 Honda Accord and his girlfriend now fiance, I’ve been authorized by CarMax to make a legal and binding offer for “Greenie”, aforementioned Accord. Now, CarMax doesn’t play games, haggle or pull the wool over anyone’s eyes. And with our same price for everyone policy we can’t, nay, won’t get into a bidding war for the car. But believe me when I tell you that your commercial has made a 1996 Honda Accord sized hole in our heart. And we will not rest until we’ve filled it. So, here’s what we are prepared to offer.
We’ll buy the Accord.
[CarMax:] Source: LYBIO.net
Obviously. We’d also like to buy the cat for $5,000, we’re cat people. That old passenger seat coffee pot, we want it. Let’s say $3.500 (Hondo). Mexico mug, need it $2,000 grand. Also your fiancé’s fuzzy sweatshirt jacket thing looks coffee so let’s call that another couple of cozy G’s. And at the end when she’s eating the sandwich on the cliff of sunset, if there’s any leftover we want that too. We’ll give you $500, $400 if it has mayonnaise. That’s right, we want it all.
Our offer. Let’s round up and call it $20,000 dollars. This offer is redeemable in any of our 188 CarMax locations for the next seven days, like all our written offers. The Mexico mug is non-negotiable. The cat is optional. At CarMax, we buy all the cars. And sometimes the jackets and sandwiches too.
Legal Disclaimer: At CarMax, we buy all the cars. But usually not all the stuff inside them. It’s just this guy made a really great video and now the car isn’t enough. Now we much have everything or we’ll be up all night, staring at the ceilingg, thinking about what might have been. So, we’ll gladly buy your car in a no-hassle manner but we’re going to pass on all the stuff inside unless you make a really great video like they did and then we’ll think about it but the answer is still probably no. But again, seriously, we will buy your car. Whatever it is. Because at CarMax we buy all the cars. Did we mention that?
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