Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016

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Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016

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[Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016]

[Brian Calvert (Canada Party Spokesman):] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, hello America. It’s us, Canada. As your whitest neighbor, we realize you don’t think about us very much. But that’s ok. Sometimes being on your radar isn’t such a good thing. But we’ve been thinking about you. And I think I speak for all Canadians when I say — ‘What the fuck?’

Your country is on fire, and your leaders are whittling sticks for their marshmallows.

Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016 What Is That

Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016 What Is That

Right now congress is debating whether guns have the right to marry other guns. And what is this? [Donald Trump Photo] What is it? Did America lose a bet? And who suffers from this nonsense – you do! The good citizens from the United States whose only crime is turning out for election in embarrassingly low numbers.

So while we appreciate the flood of American refugees fleeing our direction, we’ve decided maybe it’s our turn to come to your house.

Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016 Not President Centerfold

Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016 Not President Centerfold

So we are once again declaring our candidacy for President of The United States of America; not me, not President centerfold [Justin Trudeau] [CABIN BOY Monthly, True Canadian Beauty COZY UP WITH JUSTIN, EH!?] but all of us, 34 million of the politest people you will ever meet. Working in shifts as your new commander in chief.

Now we were a little disappointed when you didn’t elect us in 2012, but we’re Canada so we just went to the doctor and got our feelings checked for free.

[Brian Calvert (Canada Party Spokesman):] Source: LYBIO.net
Now we’re grateful America has been carrying Canada on its back for years, but now it’s our turn to carry you. How are will we make America better? We’ll open one free day care for every closed Planned Parenthood clinic. We will legalize weed, so you can stop worrying about terrorists and start worrying about your cats stealing your ideas. And we’ll help you solve your race problem; as soon as we figure out why you still have a race problem.

It’s not that we don’t see race Canada it’s that we can’t. Look – we know that America is a great country, we just want to help you make it good again. So you can vote for us, or you can vote for one of those guys promising to build a wall along the Canadian border to keep out your scarry neighbors.

But I’ll let you in on a little secret. We’re way ahead of you.

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Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016

Brian Calvert CANADA For President 2016

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