Brandon Welch – Life Lessons
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[Brandon Welch – Life Lessons]
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Do you want the fuckin control of your god damn life? I’m sure you do. This is logic. Throw that shit out of the window. This is self control. Fuck that shit, you don’t need it. You are your own fuckin person okay. I’m Brandon Welch, these are the ten steps how to be yourself. Number One: Stop being a god damn pussy. Number Two: Take control of your fuckin life. Number Three: Don’t take shit from no one. Number Four: Walk with fuckin confidence. Look how I fuckin walk – look at this shit. Number Five: Make sure you always go to the bathroom before you fuckin leave your house – no one like anybody like that. Number Six: Don’t let anybody eat your fuckin pizza! That’s your fuckin’ pizza. [spits] DON’T! Whatever you do – NUMBER SEVEN: Do not go to fuckin McDonald’s, that place is a hell hole. Number Eight: If you shop at Walmart, re-evaluate your life. Ok. Number Nine: Don’t get a god dam Prius, it’s a fuckin joke, the Japanese are laughing at us. Number Ten: I really – Number Ten: (don’t get pregnant) Don’t get pregnant. You’ll die. I’m Brandon Welch.
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