Bodyform Responds – The Truth
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[Bodyform Responds – The Truth]
[Caroline Williams] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello, Richard. I’m Caroline Williams the CEO of Bodyform. We read your facebook post with interest and also a sense of foreboding – and I think it’s time we came clean. We lied to you, Richard. And I want to say sorry, sorry. What you’ve seen in our advertisements so far, isnt’a factual representation of events. You’re right.
The flagrant use of visualization such as skydiving, rollerblading and mountain biking — you forgot horse riding, Richard — are actually metaphors, they’re not real. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but there’s no such thing as a happy period.
The reality is that some people simply can’t handle the truth.
In the past we’ve tried to be more honest in our approach. In the 1980s we ran a series of focus groups to help us gauge the public’s reaction to periods. The cramps, the mood swings, the insatiable hunger… and yes Richard, the blood coursing from our uteri like a crimson landslide.
So we knew we’d have to change our strategy. And so, from that day to this we have managed to maintain this illusion. But you Richard, have torn down that veil and exposed this myth, thereby exposing every man to a reality we hoped they would never have to face. You did that, Richard. You. Well done.
I just hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us. [FARTS] Oh… sorry Richard, you did know that we do that too? Didn’t you?
Hello, Caroline Williams, yes.
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