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Black C-3PO

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[Black C-3PO]

[Uncle Owen:] Source: LYBIO.net
No not that one.

[C-3PO:]
Are you single ah…. are you single uh…

[Uncle Owen:]
You. I suppose you’re programmed for etiquette and protocol?

[C-3PO:]
Why I gotta be all that? Ain’t that fucked up. Why do I gotta be protocol and etiquette? Ain’t that a bitch!

[Uncle Owen:]
I have no need for a protocol droid

[C-3PO:]
Well I ain’t go need for a pasty old white man coming at me talking like that. God damn…

[Uncle Owen:]
What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.

[C-3PO:]
I understand that I’ll whoop that ass with some moisture in it. Shit! With your desert-ass planet. I don’t need this, Darth Vader built me.

[Uncle Owen:]
Can you speak Bocce?

[C-3PO:]
Do I speak Bocce? Yes motha fucka I speak Bocce, god dammit!

[Uncle Owen:]
Yeah, alright. Shut up. I’ll take this one.

[Jawa:]
(Speaking alien language)

[C-3PO:]
I know you just didn’t tell me to shut up, ain’t this a bitch!

[Uncle Owen (about C-3PO and R5-D4):]
Take these two over to the garage will you, I want them cleaned up before dinner.

[Luke Skywalker:] Source: LYBIO.net
But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

[C-3PO:]
In the garage!?

[Uncle Owen:]
You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.

[C-3PO:]
You can’t – you can’t be serious!

[Luke Skywalker (to C3PO):]
All right, come on.

[C-3PO:]
Fuck off on boy.

[Luke Skywalker:]
And the red one. Come on.

[C-3PO:]
I’ll take him too, huh.

[Luke Skywalker:]
Well, come on Red, let’s go.

[C-3PO:]
Why you assume we gotta work together. Look at him he’s slow as a mutherfucker he’s all old, he’s gonna blow up.

[C-3PO:]
Calm yo ass down man, just shut up.

[Jawa:]
(Speaking alien language)

[C-3PO:]
Uh-huh. You deserve that shit.

[C-3PO:]
What did I say! What did I say! What did I say! Didn’t I –

[Luke Skywalker:]
This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!

[C-3PO:]
I told you not to take ’em.

[Uncle Owen (to Jawa):]
Hey, what are you trying to push on us?

[C-3PO:] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, hey man, pick up that dude, he’s gangsta. On the real though.

[Luke Skywalker:]
Uncle Owen!

[Uncle Owen:]
Yeah.

[Luke Skywalker:]
What about that one?

[Uncle Owen:]
What about that blue one, we’ll take that one.

[Jawa:]
(Speaking alien language)

[C-3PO:]
Yeah… take his ass away he’s terrible, but that other one, dude, man, he’ll murder somebody, I’ve seen him do it! Ya, come on, man, come on killa. Oh.. I don’t wanna fuck wit you.

[Luke Skywalker:]
Oh, okay, lets go.

[C-3PO:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Ha ha – We gon’ murder these people when they sleeping, ok?

Black C-3PO

Black C-3PO

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