Billy Crystal Pays Tribute To The Late Robin Williams At The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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[Billy Crystal Pays Tribute To The Late Robin Williams At The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards]
[William Edward “Billy” Crystal (born March 14, 1948):] Source: LYBIO.net
He made us laugh. Hard. Every time you saw him – on television, movies, nightclubs, arenas, hospitals, homeless shelters for our troops overseas. And even in a dying girl’s living room for her last wish, he made us laugh. Big time.
I spent many happy hours with Robin on stage, I mean, the brilliance was astounding, the relentless energy was kind of thrilling. I used to think if I could put a saddle on him and stay on for eight seconds, I was gonna do okay.
Robin, Whoopi, and I were once in Shea Stadium, in the broadcast booth with the great Tim Tim McCarver. It was comic-relief day for the New York Mets. And, Robin knew nothing about baseball. I asked him, “What’s your favorite team?” And he said, ‘The San Franciscoes.’ [Audience Laughs]
So he was a little lost in the conversation, so I got an idea and I said, “You know, Tim, we have a great Russian baseball player with us.” I looked over, his eyes got all bright, his ears perked up like he was a little dog that was inside all day and the master came and said, “Hey, you want to go for a walk?” So I said, “What’s baseball like in Russia?” Without missing a beat, he said, “Well, we’ve only got one team: the Reds.” [Audience Laughs]
Well, the next pitch, the batter fouled one off and it came screaming back at us, we ducked down, it slammed against the wall. Robin turned around and bounced it into his hands, and then he stood up and screamed, “I love America. I’m gonna defect.”
He could be funny anywhere. We were such great friends that he would come to all of our great family functions, weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, that kind of thing and he would sit with my older, immigrant relatives like he was just one of the guys. And he would tell them about his journey from his little shtetl in Poland to America. One uncle of mine said, ‘I came to America after World War II and I hitchhiked.’ Robin responded, ‘I waited until there was a 747 and a Kosher meal.'” [Audience Laughs]
As genius as he was on stage, he was the best friend you could ever imagine: supportive, protective, loving. It’s very hard to talk about him in the past because he was so present in all of our lives.
For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy. But while some of the brightest of our celestial bodies are actually extinct now, their energy long since cooled, but miraculously, because they float in the heavens so far away from us now, their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it will warm your heart, it’ll make your eyes glisten, and it’ll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.
[Robin’s first appearance on The Tonight Show: 1981]
[Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014):]
Vile fool, come thee hither! No! Thou has forced me to wear designer jeans for no reason. I will walk now, and cameraman’s still going, where is he going now? Where am I now?
[Various Robin Appearances]
Let me borrow your little shale, we haven’t met before, have we? I came to Bombay last year. (indecipherable!)
God gives, you know, it gives you a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time.
There are times my son looks me and gives me that look in the eyes like: ‘well, what’s it going to be,
I don’t know. But maybe along the way you’ll take my hand, tell some jokes, and have some fun…Come on, pal. You’re not afraid, are you?
[Robin, playing the role of his son]:
[Robin, Walks off to the darkness]:
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