Bill Burr Talks About Louis C.K. Following Accusations
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[Bill Burr Talks About Louis C.K. Following Accusations]
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[William Frederic Burr:] Source: LYBIO.net
When I was working at the Westside Comedy Club, you got to go there; some old friends of mine opened the place up that’s why I did it. I had the best time. What was really cool is it mostly podcast listeners. So I could say whatever the fuck I thought essentially in these times, you know what I mean everything that’s going on. You know I heard like those fucking people were going down to the Comedy Cellar and then writing down what other comics were saying about Louis C.K. and all of that type of stuff. It was just – it’s just so fucking. It’s such a crazy time, right now.
Uh… and I don’t know, I love Louis C.K. and that was really obviously just a fucking hard thing to see happen to somebody and he was definitely 100% wrong. I’ll just say this. He was 100% wrong. He did own up to it and I think he will definitely be back. I will say that.
And I also knew a couple of the women that he did the shit too and I just feel bad for everybody. This is fucking terrible. And I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know what else you say about it.
I feel like I’m in a divorce where you know both the mom and the dad you need to – you have to like pick a fucking side here. You know. I don’t know.
All I think that just as new thing though is like the level of witch hunt then happened when the Louis think came out like the amount of fucking people that they went after was just fucking. It was like six degrees of Louis’ dick. You know – to the point even the fucking Huffington Post was even trying to like – you know – a list of people that clients of the same manager that he had and stuff.
Who by the way is one of the great people I’ve ever met in life. I stand by my fucking manager and I’m never firing the guy. I’ve been with this guy since 2006. Dave Becky is one of the great people that I’ve met in this business. I love that guy. I’d still have him over my house for fucking dinner.
Watching everybody just all I think I remember this happening fifteen fucking years ago and then watching everybody try to burn down this guy’s life. It’s just fucking ridiculous. People, this is America, remember? Due process? Like the whole thing it’s just like – its fucking insane.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re going after Louis C.K.’s mailman saying, if you deliver his mail, you’re part of the problem.
You know and it doesn’t seem to be like there’s any sort of like you know like in the judicial system where there’s like if you steal a bike you get this sentence, if you rob a bank you get this, if you kill somebody, if you kill a whole bunch of people, all the way up to the death penalty. Yeah, this kind of seems like it’s become – um… – it doesn’t make a difference if its sexual misconduct all the way to sexual assault/rape. You know. You’re getting the exact same like level of punishment.
[William Frederic Burr:] Source: LYBIO.net
So that’s only my question, okay, out of all of this because he was definitely wrong obviously, I mean these all obvious shit that I’m saying, but uh… does the punishment match the crime because you know sexual misconduct – means he’s not got sexual misconduct like I don’t – I would – I don’t know how many podcasts I would have to do to tell you all the stories of sexual misconduct, with just women.
As a standup comedian who used to go out after his shows selling his posters and all and taking pictures with just the fucking women, okay. And I’ll tell you it was never any of the young ones. It was always these middle aged fucking women, a couple glasses of red wine, oh god and they come at you with a wa, wa, wa boom, energy and you’d like oh no here we go. You know that’s my advice.
Young male comics out there, young female comics there’s plenty of information out there for you now about watching out for creepy guys, but I don’t think there’s anything out there for young male comics. I will tell you this, okay, if you’re going to go out and meet a crowd afterwards. When middle aged women, you can tell they’ve had too much wine beyond the fact that they’re sort of teetering on their high heel shoes with their old feet sticking out of them, just look for the grey teeth, all right.
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And a little bit too much make up and then they’ve got the girls out a little bit just fucking watch yourself, okay, because that’s the – that’s the old cheerleader, who is not aging well and is freaking out that guys don’t you know find her attractive anymore and I’m telling you they’re going to come up to you, you know, cover your junk that’s all I’m going to say.
Dude I had a woman lick my neck one time and I’ll tell you worse than the touch of her tongue her old ass, disgusting wine breath tongue on my fucking neck – worse than that was I felt her breath right before the Eagle landed. I will – ah, I will let you – oh and forget about gay guys, Jesus Christ. I got to do another half podcast on that one. We’re just talking about sexual misconduct. Um… I always wanted to rub your chest, the fuck did you just do.
I remember one time and this is something about a guy. When it happens to a guy, it’s just funny, just for the simple fact that you know generally speaking you can overpower whoever the fuck is coming at you. I’m not a – I’m not a little boy. So I get why nobody gives a shit when this happens to a guy, I get it.
I remember I was taking this absolutely lovely woman beautiful woman. She danced on Broadway. She was such a sweetheart. I loved to death then I completely fucked it up because I was an angry young man. So I’m sorry to her, right. So she was dancing in this thing called Broadway Bears, which was like they used to do this thing to raise money. It was like a burlesque show. So it wasn’t like this creepy titty bar thing.
It was just – if you ever go to a burlesque show, which my wife took me to one to see their Dita Von Teese, I was just like are you fucking kidding me. She’s going to take me down here to go see basically go do a rated PG-13 Strip Club.
I have the coolest wife ever and then I got down there and I think I was the only straight guy there and it was like mostly gay guys, right. And uh…. and that’s what this Broadway bears thing was. It wasn’t like the creepy Hooters vibe. So it’s actually better if there’s a bunch of gay dudes there because I always did that whole – like Hooters strip clubs, titty bars and all that shit. It’s just like that’s something that’s like fascinating when you’re like in your 20’s I think. And then somewhere, you know, if you’re progressing – if you’re maturing at some point it just becomes gross or at the very least like this is fucking stupid. You know.
I want to go out and get laid. I’m going to sit here looking at naked women, who aren’t going to fuck me. This is stupid. While losing a ton of money paying for water down drinks, what, no I don’t want to eat in here, you’re in the sex industry, get away from me, do you want to order some food.
[William Frederic Burr:] Source: LYBIO.net
So I go down to this Broadway bears thing, right. And there’s all these fucking looses, all these smoking hot women doing their dances and stuff and then there’s all these shredded dudes. So all the gay guys that go and nuts about the dudes and I’m looking at all these women going like ‘oh my god right fucking’ dancer legs, they were incredible right. Oh by the way, they also were really talented, [laughs], right. So the fucking show ends. And I wait for my girlfriend at the time to come out and there’s fucking – I don’t know where this guy came up, but just smacked me on the ass. And it wasn’t like – it was like if you were playing football, it was good game, but at that place it wasn’t.
This guy wanted to fuckin’ and hook up me. Dude, he hit me so hard like I almost fucking got whiplash and I fucking turned around and I can’t say what I said to the guy. But I made it clear to him that I wasn’t gay and I’ll never forget he is just like put his hands up and it was like backing away, I remember when he put his hands up the dude at these fucking guns and I was just like you know I don’t know what this guy is thinking right now, but if he wanted to do something I don’t know if there’s anything I could do about it. [laughs] I’ll never forget his big hairy gay arms, just go no. I’m sorry I just fucking – you know you didn’t even talk like that. I’m doing like the hacky gay voice. He had just like the regular dude voice. And um… And dude, I get a zillion of those, fucking zillion of those fucking stories if we’re talking sexual misconduct here.
And you know it’s funny is the reason I stopped going out after my shows wasn’t all of those fucking Witches of Eastwick’s drunk bitches coming up to me doing god knows what, right?Just crossing all kinds of fucking lines. Like you – really like you’re a cartoon character.
What made me finally stop was that time the guy went to take the camera out to take the picture of his girlfriend or wife and a loaded nine millimeter fell out in front of the fucking crowd and it was right on the ground. And I should have kicked it away you know all the episodes of Starsky & Hutch I watched, I did and I just froze. I pointed at the gun and went dude what the fuck and I let him bend down and pick it up and I just stood there. I’ve never felt more white in my life.
You know to me just classic cul-de-sac like hey Frank I said believe you dropped your pistol, thanks Bill, blows my fucking brains out. Oh you hear that that’s alarm. I got up a little early.
So anyways people – I think it’s a great thing that all of this stuff is coming out because there’s no way that women should have to be tolerating this. They’ve tolerated it way too long, but can we stop short here of like then trying to literally destroy everybody around the fucking person over social media and no burden of proof whatsoever.
These are like real people that you’re going after, okay. You know, these people that are around these people that have done horrible things, they have wives, they have kids, they have families, they have mortgages – you know – and just – just fucking just willy-nilly oh somebody has just said this on Twitter, it has to be true and just pile on and blow on the ashes and try to turn it into a fucking inferno. It’s also not right, okay.
And I feel really bad for my manager and what the hell he’s going through right now. I really do.
[Bill Burr:] Source: LYBIO.net
And I’m not going to be one of these fucking people and I hate how this whole fucking Dana, hey don’t say anything man. It’s not worth it, don’t say things. So I’m just going to leave this guy, who has been a friend to me for fucking eleven years, guided me through my career. My career went through the fucking stratosphere with this guy. I’m just going to leave him twisting in the wind, go fuck yourself, Dave Becky is a great guy.
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