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[Bill Burr – Most Difficult Job On The Planet]
[William “Bill” Burr (June 10, 1968):] Source: LYBIO.net
I’ve got a girlfriend man. I watch a lot of – watch a lot of TV with her, you know, I just annoy the hell out of her. She loves watching The Oprah Winfrey Show, and I love like watching her watch The Oprah Winfrey Show. And I wait for Oprah to say something stupid, the second she does, I just take it out on my girl, because I’m an asshole. That’s what I do.
So we were watching it the other day, you know Oprah’s on there. She is interviewing some client, you know, and she’s giving her this big ridiculous intro, like she’s done this, she’s done that, she’s done this, and she does the most difficult job on the planet, she’s a mother, and continues on, and immediately, I just look at my girlfriend and you know like really being a mother is the most difficult job in the planet. Oh yeah, all those mothers who died every year from black lung from inhaling all that coal dust.
Dude, women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are, and no one corrects them because they want to [beep] them.
Oh, no, that’s what it is. So there’s just this tornado of like misinformation, I have the most difficult job on the planet. Well, what would you rather be doing? Drilling to the center of the Earth? Shaking hands with the devil? Every time there is a rumble in the ground, you wait for the whole thing to collapse down on top of you. So they can write that folk song about you.
Bill Burr: Source: LYBIO.net
You know, would you rather be out in the sunshine running around with a couple of toddlers, so you can send to bed anytime you want or some sort of trumped up charges, right, because you want to have a drink and watch The Price is Right. You know what I mean? I couldn’t believe it. It’s the most difficult job on the planet. Oh yeah, I thought roofing in the middle of July is a redhead. I thought that that was difficult. But these mothers are bending over at the waist, putting DVDs into DVD players. I don’t know how they do it. I don’t know how they do it.
Dude, any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job, all right. Give me a break.
Jesus Christ, you’re 35 years old playing hide and go seek. You’re living the dream. You’re living the dream.
Bill Burr: Source: LYBIO.net
No time card, no taxes, you’re off the [beep] grid. Making popsicle stick houses, I mean I’m – it’s the most difficult job on the planet. Oprah’s not even a mother. How the [beep] would she know, unbelievable. Granted, neither am I, but I, you know, I think it kind of balances itself out.
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