Bernie Mac – I Ain’t Scared Of You Motherfuckers
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[Bernie Mac – I Ain’t Scared Of You Motherfuckers]
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[Bernard Jeffrey “Bernie” McCullough (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008):] Source: LYBIO.net
I ain’t scared of you motherfuckers. I’m gonna tell ya something straight off the motherfucking press. I ain’t coming from no foolishness. In New York god damn it ya’ll motherfucker want me to look good. Like a bacon and egg sandwich look good.
But I love sex. I love it! Can’t do shit no more and I’m blessed.
I’m big bone’d, I’m heavy structured, I’m hug low. If I pull my shit out this whole room get dark… KICK IT!
You don’t understand… I Ain’t Scared Of You Muthafuckers!
I love, I love sex. Man I love it by the pound. I’d be glad if they put that shit in cans. Can you imagine sex in can, motherfucker will be shoplifting and shit. Fools be playing ball, man. [They know what you can really do], my time to get me some pussy, I’m going in. Kick it.
You don’t understand. I Ain’t Scared Of You Motherfuckers!
[Bernie Mac:] Source: LYBIO.net
Women just doing their thing until you talk any kind of way until you talk to somebody, it don’t make no motherfucken sense. I’m at a bar, minding my own business, I’m just being cool, like I am, chilling, women will come to me, the things she’d be asking, the god damn things she wanna do – she said Mac, I said yeah, that’s my name, she said; can I ask you a question, I said, yeah, she said pussy tastes like pumpkin pie? Made me mad as hell, don’t ask me no question like that – I never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it.
You don’t understand. Tired of this shit. I Ain’t Scared Of You Motherfuckers!
When you make love to a black women, I will tell you how you do it. You got to be good. I’m not talking about myself. Cause you know fuckin’ ain’t counting fifty pumps ( ) if you ain’t got nothing to do. It ain’t under five minutes, but the full play make it seem longer, but you get a one more black women mama tell you something I don’t care how meek that women is, how soft spoken she is, if you give her ‘the dick’.
Whatever wrong what she goes let you know you could have a patch on your eye or your leg could be broken. If you get up and she’d be like – woooo shit you patch eye motherfucker. You broke leg son of a bitch. You know you in this motherfuckers. Kick it.
You don’t understand, God damn it.
And you know what’s funny when you make love to a women and she on the top and the phone ring that’s a funny shit. When she on the phone ring, man every time, you know the phone be ringing – ring, ring, you get cool and shit, ring, baby don’t answer, ring, ah I got to answer, ring, baby don’t answer, ring, ah it might be a job, ring, and every time, she pick up the phone and start to finger filing, with you know – when she picking up every time she has to talk give her ‘the dick’. Should be like, hee-hee-hello, what, what, what I’m doing, this when you get what I’m doing, oh, nothing.
[Bernie Mac:] Source: LYBIO.net
But I love my black peoples, I am going to tell you something, we got to stop the violence, we got to vote, stop the violence and vote, cause I did a show in Chicago. I mean that stop this violence. I’m in Chicago, I did a show for Cole County’s jail. You know over 40% of the brothers in jail for nothing. And they had a little survey, a little panel thing, we got to ask them each question you know, so I asked them, I said, hey my brother what are you here for. He said ‘nothing’. Brother got this thing about being a punk, what is a punk. I never did understand that for the sake of my life, he said nothing, how you long you here for, he said ‘forever’. You know that is a long time you take the ‘for’ off them motherfucker. I said man, what you are here for. I ain’t no punk, I didn’t tell all my boy, I said what you are in jail for another motherfucker. No, you ain’t no punk, you are new fool. Cuz I’ll be damned if I serve time for any of you motherfuckas! I’ll be in court just like this [he jumps up and down]. Judge be like, “Who are you?” I’d be like, “[looking at the culprit] Punk! Your honor, he killed that motherfucka! Shot ‘em in the head four times, kicked ‘em in the face, I tried to call you but the line was busy!”
I’m Bernie Mac, I am out of here.
Bernie Mac – I Ain’t Scared Of You. But I love my black peoples, I am going to tell you something, we got to stop the violence, we got to vote, stop the violence and vote, cause I did a show in Chicago. Comedy Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.