Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey

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Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey Parody

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[Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey Parody]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

Hey, do you remember me?
I used to date you
I make music now, with this weird dude
Let’s bang, Okay
I, forgot how good having sex with you was
On this mattress we stole from your roommate
Last night was amazing

When I’m with you I feel like I’m not aging

Yeah
I fell the same

Let’s get back together so we’ll never age yeah

Let’s make a song about that

Can you sing?

Why yes, I can

Why don’t we call it Closer
And make it about that Rover
That you never could afford
Cause you’re poor
Hey don’t be a jerk
Also let’s add a dumb lyric
Bout that mattress that we stole
It has a really bad odor
We puked on in back in Boulder

[iPhone:] Source: LYBIO.net
iTunes Store Top 10 Songs
US
1. Closer (ft.Halsey)
The Chainsmokers
2. Don’t Let Me Down (ft.Daya)
The Chainsmokers
3. Roses (ft. Rozes)
The Chainsmokers
4. Cold Water (ft. Justin Bieber)
Major Lazer
5. Company
Justin Bieber
6. Love Yourself
Justin Bieber
7. I’ll Show You
Justin Bieber
8. Sorry
Justin Bieber

Number 1 it’s our song Closer

Famous singers don’t get older

Hey

Our song has been #1 for 10 years
And we still haven’t aged a day, weird

This is so great

Yes

We still look young our lyrics came true

Even though we chain smoke and drink booze everyday

It’s 2046

We ain’t gettin’ older but you look like shit

Dicks

Now our old friends

Are growing bald and gray and getting saggy tits

But we still both look super hot

And still have a huge hit song

Enough of this delusion
Based on lyrics in our music
You’ve been brainwashed by our song

Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey Parody Alex Farnham

Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey Parody Alex Farnham

He’s right I am here to prove it
Take these meds they’ll make you lucid
They’re anti-delusional
You have both been getting older
This dream world of yours is over

But this can’t be our song Closer, said we’re never getting older

I’m here to repo your Rover
You can’t afford it

I told her
Hand’s up dirtbags don’t come closer
Is that your mattress from Boulder?
Yes it is I am the owner
You jerks stole it

We weren’t sober!
You’re going to jail forever

By the way you all have lung cancer

Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey Parody

Bart Baker The Chainsmokers Closer Featuring Halsey Parody

[Bart Baker:] Source: LYBIO.net
Yo, guys thanks for watching my Closer parody if you wanna check out the rest of my parodies click the link down below or this box right here.

Special thanks to Shira, Alex and Austin check them out down below.

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Till then next time guys I gotta go get ready to become a motherfuckin star boy.

You get it heeeeh, that’s the next parody – peace!

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The Chainsmokers – Austin Smith – Instagram.com/ajslays

Halsey – Shira Lazar Youtube.com/user/ShiraLazar
Doctor – Alex Farnham – Youtube.com/user/DamItsGood808/
Friend – Sarah Quinn
Friend – Michael Berckart
Repo Man – Jason “J Rock” Rose
Cop – Mickael De Sinno
Roommate – Stanley Brown

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